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Henry Chinaski   San Antonio, Texas, United States
 
 
Fat loser, decent at vidya

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A couple reasons to love Yuuri
1.She probably smells good
2.She is brave and selfless
3.Her attitude keeps spirits up
4.Her body is wonderfully proportioned
5.She has pretty eyes
6.Scientifically proven high adaptability
7.She gives off a sense of warmth and softness
8.She is beautiful.
9.Hair tastes good.
10.Great sense of rhythm.
11.She would keep you warm and share food with you.
12.She is good at pressing buttons.
13.She would be a good mother.
14.Right amount of crazy.
15.Knows how to operate all weapons.
16. Fat teats.
17.She is protective of those she loves.
18.She has no inhibitions.
19.She could make a great meal.
20.She is probably god.
21.She is the coolest person in the world.
22.She inspires creativity.
23.She is very strong.
24.She is difficult to digest.
25.She makes her friend happy.
26.She knows how not to embarrass her friend in heartfelt moments.
27.She always knows the way.
28.Not afraid to experiment with the unknown.
29.Well balanced.
30.Does not get hangovers.
31.Defends the weak.
32.Athletic, could have competed on an international level if the world hadn't ended.
33. Always helpful, regardless of circumstances.
34.Not ashamed by nudity, finds it to be liberating and beautiful.
35.Greatest philosopher of her time.
36.Can harness the power of the moon.
37.Stretchy and cute face.
38.Fears no man or beast, can defeat foes despite obvious physical advantages.
39.High intelligence.
40.Can discern between the inedible and edible.
41.Her body is warm and would be nice to cuddle with.
42.She is a survivor of impossible circumstances.
43.World's greatest riflewoman.
44.Quick reflexes.
45.Great at holding hands.
46.Greatest artist of her time.
47.Not too picky about things.
48.Great with pets.
49.Talented singer.
50.Can hold her liquor.
51.Possible descendant of God.
52.God emperor of Dune.
53.Know how to FUSION.
54.Understands the complexity of human nature.
55.Cute giggle.
56.Understands the concept of death.
57.Probably fertile.
58.She would never abandon a friend.
59.Very hygienic.
60.She is extremely genki.
61.Very cute when intoxicated.
62.Defines life itself.
63.Can survive long periods without proper nutrition.
64.Understands how valuable food really is.
65.Very resourceful.
66.Highly empathetic.
67. Therapeutic, helped her friends keep it together.
68.She is very photogenic.
69.She is an excellent tactician.
70.Cute navel.
71.She is very kissable.
72.She has very nice hair.
73.She is interdimensional.
74.Hands on learner.
75.Healthy state of mind.
76.She probably tastes good.
77.She is designed for cold environments.
78.She can create culture.
79.She could be an excellent farmer.
80.She understands that somethings are just things.
81.Loves all living beings.
82.Can perform miracles.
83.She can bring people together in the name of love.
84.She sounds cute when sleeping.
85.She is very pure.
86.Very animal friendly.
87.She is very fashionable.
88.She has a wonderful smile.
89.She Is an excellent swimmer.
90.She is good at crafts.
91.She is an avid collector of fine artifacts.
92.She is an excellent dancer.
93.She has a nice butt.
94.Good vision.
95.Great taste in food.
96.She enjoys explosions.
97.She is very imaginative.
98.Can conjure items into existence.
99.She has saved lives.
100.She lived an interesting and fulfilling life.
101.Very nice skin with healthy color.
102.She’s an explorer.
103.Defies psychological concepts.
104.Doesn’t need socks.
105.She’s Yuuri!
106.Her skin is likely smooth.
107.Well padded.
108.She never gives up.
109.She enjoys building things.
110.She is an astrologist.
111.She would risk injury for the sake of her friends.
112.She does well with what little she has.
113.She can anticipate danger.
114.She owns the best rifle ever made.
115.She can sleep whenever she wants.
116.She is very supportive.
117.She knows how to discipline children.
118.An expert prankster, the last in human history.
119.She is an excellent archeologist.
120.She is an excellent anthropologist.
121.She has a really soothing and lovely voice.
122.She has the survival instinct.
123.She is an excellent medic.
124.She may prolong your life by a couple of years.
125.She is an outstanding waitress.
126.She is really cute.
127.She is very humble.
128.She gives off a motherly aura.
129.Fresh breath.
130.She is very polite.
131.She is very proud.
132.She can most definitely be trusted.
133.She is very honest.
134.She’s a terrific teacher.
135.Excellent choice in headgear.
136.She is very considerate of others.
137.Great immune system.
138.I love Yuuri!
139.Yuuri!
140.She has a really nice name.
141.She advocates for firearm ownership.
142.Adorably goofy.
143.Can operate giant death robots.
144.Has a well-balanced diet.
145.She’s hip.
146.She has great hips.
147.She is in touch with humanity.
148.She has cute feet.
149.Brilliant ecologist.
150.Keeps her equipment in good working order.
151.She’s good at remembering stuff about food.
152.She can speak various languages.
153.She’s good at digging.
154.Very strong teeth.
155.Endless.
156.She is sly.
157.She has great dental hygiene.
158.Uknown.
159.Can take the place of society.
160.Always has something to look forward too.
161.Doesn’t mind the rain.
162.Could tell a story without saying a word.
163.She has an excellent collection of milsurp.
164.She has a very soothing appearance.
165.She isn’t afraid to try new things, especially food.
166.She is difficult to put into words.
167.She’s very knowledgeable about firearms.
168.Keeps you coming back for more.
169.Trancends all language barriers.
170.Got along with hopelessness.
171.Cute armpits.
172.Able to impede the natural order.
173.Can’t be ignored.
174.A dedicated and hardworking employee.
175.Really great at hugging.
176.Wouldn’t hurt anyone, even if they wanted it.
177.May be capable of entering a hibernation mode.
178.Skilled with bashing weapons.
179.Nice legs.
180.Mysterious.
181.Really likes fish.
182.She is very sweet.
183.She is very caring.
184.Was able to kill an intelligent AI.
185.Unpredictable.
186.She is a hero.
187.She has a good head for heights.
188.She can wear the same thing every day and still look good.
189.She can tease without being too annoying.
190.She likes a challenge.
191.She can appreciate a nice chair.
192.She has a good aesthetic sense.
193.She is playful.
194.Finds joy in simple meals.
195.She is merciful.
196.She doesn't mind carrying things.
197.She is an excellent photographer.
198.She is an amazing communicator.
199.She knows when silence is best.
200.Rather than despair, she has fun.
201.She takes big, enthusiastic bites.
202.She is rightfully scared of the dark.
203.She likes to go off the beaten track.
204.Culinary expert.
205.She is open to new experiences.
206.She has chubby cheeks.
207.She understands fish are tasty.
208.She enjoys baths
209.She is a tireless kneader of dough.
210.She respects people who can read and write.
211.She is a good photographer.
212.Great gambler.
213.She doesn't mind being hit on the head.
214.She is upbeat.
215.She can invent the art of music from first principles.
216.She will never die.
217.She can appreciate a nice view.
218.She knows the importance of a pantry.
219.She can find sugar.
220.She is content with no bed.
221.She looks at her friend's sleeping face.
222.Lives in the moment.
223.Can conjure items into existence.
224.Frequently laughs.
225.Appreciates architecture.
226.She doesn't get travel-sick.
227.Compression resistant face.
228.She warns of obstacles in the road ahead.
229.She's a natural drummer.
230.She is happy to show the way.
231.She is great at stacking rocks.
232.Made an incredible contribution to literature despite being illiterate.
233.She blows bubbles.
234.She can find humour in every situation.
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235.She makes a fine, big fish.
236.She would be great at hide-and-seek.
237.She's content with the road as her home.
238.She doesn't mind that her boots are too big.
239.She will never stop being Yuuri.
240.Expert Snowman builder.
241.She has a soothing snore.
242.She would make an excellent nurse.
243.She would make an excellent pastry chef.
244.She would make an excellent primary-school teacher.
245.She would make an excellent ice-skater.
246.She would make an excellent stand-up comic.
247.She is good at finding water.
248.She can find warmth.
249.She does not realize she is beautiful.
250.The cold does not affect her shooting ability.
251.She is always curious.
252.She can find paradise in a warm bath.
253.She would be a good mech pilot.
254.She is very gallant.
255.She retains her individuality in all universes.
256.Plays by her own rules.
257.She is an inspiration.
258.She takes care of others.
259.She looks out for others.
260.She is very gentle.
261.She is easy to live with.
262.She defers to her friend's wisdom.
263.Excellent marching form.
264.She is very resourceful.
265.Appreciates the blue sky.
266.She doesn't let the past hold her back.
267.She is very versatile.
268.She doesn't like rushing.
269.Accepted into a good university.
270.She can make perfect snowballs.
271.Good at improvised poetry.
272.Bird's best friend.
273.Bird's worst enemy.
274.She contemplates the deepest ontological questions without fear.
275.Like a good challenge.
276.Can harness the power of the moon.
277.Takes pride in her work.
278.Makes every second count.
279.Easily makes friends with reclusive people.
280.Can feel remorse.
281.She really enjoys drawing.
282.She really enjoys music.
283.She is a survivalist.
284.She is an excellent businesswoman.
285.She is very optimistic.
286.Has a smile that could break hearts.
287.Finds meaning in the smallest things.
288.Quick learner.
289.She is innocent.
290.Doesn't have any regrets.
291.She doesn't cry.
292.She would comfort you when you're sad.
293.Excellent vendor.
294.She is able to find fish.
295.Discovers new species.
296.Excellent ecologist.
297.Has art in prestigious museum.
298.Doesn't fear the divine.
299.She accepts criticism humbly.
300.She doesn't hold grudges.
301.Always has good questions.
302.Looks very cute when asleep.
303.Tries to make up for wrongdoings in cute ways.
304.Inspires others.
305.She is the perfect height.
306.She has a cute nose.
307.Good navigator.
308.Doesn't judge.
309.Wants others to be happy.
310.Has a good sense of humor.
311.Is loyal.
312.Is loving.
313.Isn't easily offended.
314.Very friendly.
315.Doesn't overthink things.
316.She's a good shoulder to cry on.
317.She would be a good astronaut
318.She's a natural explorer.
319.Has a smile to die for.
320.She can be really cold when she needs to.
321.Her outfit is great.
322.She is the heroine of the story.
323.Demolition expert.
324.Hero of Sakana.
325.Devourer of Sakana.
326.Can train animals to behave like humans.
327.Beyond human comprehension.
328.Has Synesthesia so she can see the beauty of music.
329.Comedic genius.
330.Good neighbor.
331.Tries to make others laugh.
332.Good at grilling.
333.Is justice.
334.Skilled Knight.
335.Trusts her instincts.
336.Good sculptor.
337.Peach fuzz in the right places.
338.Does not focus on her cosmetics, still absurdly beautiful.
339.Does not mind the deteriorating condition of her clothes.
340.Started a romantic revolt in my heart.
341.High k/d ratio.
342.Looks good in pretty much anything.

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snailmanfan Jul 18, 2023 @ 1:52pm 
Lisa the painful rerelease
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what happened to your discord?
snailmanfan Jun 16, 2023 @ 12:12am 
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snailmanfan May 17, 2023 @ 5:01am 
No... please... How about you put the salt away and I get you some fred's fish fried fish because that ♥♥♥♥ is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ great man you ever try it? If you ever come down to San Antonio Texas you gotta try that damn fine fried fish. There fries are also pretty good, but I still think the old fries they had were still more appealing and tasted better.
Kenny May 17, 2023 @ 4:49am 
Its too late, I already have it, I am coming to your location, I will see you soon