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93.7 hrs on record (8.7 hrs at review time)
good game really good game but the battlepass ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sucks in terms of progression and customization blows
Posted November 24, 2021.
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412.4 hrs on record (361.8 hrs at review time)
nvm
Posted July 19, 2021. Last edited February 28.
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17.4 hrs on record (17.3 hrs at review time)
This game is Kino. Use the Definitive Edition mod package for this game. Beware, once you are close to beating the game and having the time of your life the game will no longer work. My save is corrupted for no raisin.
Posted June 8, 2021.
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14.3 hrs on record
Grand Theft Auto: lll... the Three is censored and is really meant to say "Mid"

SPOILERS!!!!
Wow where do I begin with this monstrosity of a "video game"? Look, I get that this was the first open world do whatever the hell you want game in existence that released on the Playstation 2 and Original Xbox, but man this game made me realize that people back then didn't have ♥♥♥♥ in their video games. Like honestly, this game is held for its goundbreaking technology and advancements in gaming, but there is literally nothing more than driving mediocre controls and shooting 6 different weapons. The world is so dead, the AI is somewhat better than Cyberpunk, the story is god awful, and everything is forgettable in this game. The story? What ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ story, it's nonexistent. All you really get told is that you get backstabbed by two Cartel members, one is an ex-girlfriend, and then you just start working for the Mob's Capo right off the bat. That is some terrible starting position for a story. There is no grind or sense of achievement in the story whatsoever, you just do random dirty work for criminals with no real explanation. You betray major characters more than once for no real reason, and you don't have a real goal for a mass majority of the game. Once you're through with 90% of the game, you find yourself with one true goal... Revenge (lol).

Play this if you want to experience a boring and outdated video game that doesn't hold up to todays standards, but to experience the stepping stones that rockstar laid out for the gaming industry that we all know today. Lol

Loved it? Hate it? Do you think I'm stupid? Leave a comment down below and see you in the next review.
Posted June 6, 2021.
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2 people found this review helpful
78.1 hrs on record (24.8 hrs at review time)
clunky controls and gunplay, on ur horse 85% of the game... its kinda mid but I like it for some reason

edit: Kino
Posted April 26, 2021. Last edited August 10, 2021.
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91.8 hrs on record (45.5 hrs at review time)
this is a game
Posted August 18, 2020. Last edited February 2, 2022.
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1 person found this review funny
42.5 hrs on record (10.8 hrs at review time)
great game, visually stunning, best combat in any game ive ever played, music is sick, buy it and get tilted halfway then come back to it a week later and beat it its worth it
Posted July 10, 2020. Last edited July 24, 2020.
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10.8 hrs on record (3.7 hrs at review time)
u can dolphin dive down a set of stairs and midair shoot like 9 people in the head in slow-mo and nobody in the game thinks ur a superhero or some ♥♥♥♥
cool ass game
Posted June 26, 2020.
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154.7 hrs on record (80.3 hrs at review time)
elden ring beta part 2
Posted June 29, 2019. Last edited July 1, 2021.
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5 people found this review helpful
39.6 hrs on record (22.3 hrs at review time)
arma 2 is infinitely better than this "game"
Posted August 3, 2015.
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