Recent reviews by Tanga Ibuki

[历史虚无主义缝合怪]
P社最新DLC《帝国坟场》堪称“历史修正主义”的巅峰之作——印度喜提华夏核心，丝绸之路沦为殖民者的种姓制游乐场，西藏被强行纳入英属印度版图，而阿富汗这个真正的“帝国坟场”却被踢出剧本。贵司是喝了恒河水还是嗑了印度神油？竟能把地缘政治魔改成《文明6》甘地核平式的黑色幽默！

[定价与质量的终极诈骗]
一个BUG多到连开发者都自嘲“看了会脑溢血”的DLC（代码注释原话），竟敢标价堪比3A新作？贵司的自信莫非源自印度外包团队的“迷之效率”？国策图标抄作业都抄错，孟加拉地块乱码，玩法重复如流水账——这就是你们吹嘘的“有趣内容”？建议改名为《DLC坟场：埋葬玩家钱包与理智的奇迹工程》！

[社区管理：双标式人权表演]
封禁中国玩家IP、删除反馈帖，却放任种族歧视言论泛滥——这就是P社的“社区正义”？当玩家抗议“西藏核心归属”时，你们美其名曰“调整争议内容”，实则把丝绸之路改成“帖木儿之路”糊弄了事。哦对了，那个叫Lily的主创，建议亲自体验一下贵司客服的“死亡威胁”标准，毕竟封禁批评者可比修复代码轻松多了！

[文化缝合与逻辑崩坏]
印度教与藏传佛教“联动”？丝绸之路归属英属印度？贵司的历史顾问是看TikTok学的吗？即便架空设定也需要基本逻辑，而贵司的“创意”堪比把莫卧儿帝国和三星堆文物焊在一起——除了行为艺术，只剩荒唐。

[Historical Fabrication Frankensteins]
Paradox’s latest DLC Graveyard of Empires is a masterpiece of historical revisionism: India magically claims Chinese cores, the Silk Road becomes a caste-system playground for colonists, Tibet is annexed into British India, while Afghanistan—the actual graveyard—is erased. Did your team chug Ganges water or get high on Ayurvedic herbs? This geopolitical butchering rivals Civilization 6’s nuke-happy Gandhi in sheer absurdity!


A DLC so bug-ridden that even its developers mocked the code as “the worst I’ve ever written” (direct code comment), yet priced like a AAA title? Is this confidence fueled by your outsourced Indian team’s “mystical efficiency”? Copy-pasted focus icons, glitched Bengal provinces, gameplay as repetitive as a tax form—this is your “interesting content”? Rename it Graveyard of DLCs: A Masterclass in Scamming Players and be done!

[Community Management: Hypocrisy 101]
Banning Chinese IPs, deleting feedback threads, yet allowing racist trolls to thrive2—is this Paradox’s “community justice”? When players protested Tibet’s归属, you “fixed” it by renaming the Silk Road to “Timur’s Path”. And hey, Lily (lead dev), why not experience your own客服’s “death threat” standards? Silencing critics is easier than fixing code, right?

[Cultural Butchery & Logical Collapse]
Hinduism-Tibetan Buddhism “synergy”? Silk Road owned by British India? Did your historians learn history from TikTok?Even alternate history needs basic logic, but your “creativity” is like welding the Mughal Empire to Sanxingdui relics—pure farce.

不知道为什么，这位大吴克能够让我玩到现在，每次休息的时候我都会在宿舍打通每一个契约，可是时间久了就发现玩的累了，不知道它到底有什么魅力，遇到难打的契约不得不查攻略怎么去通关，直到现在，我甚至做到玩这个只会很少再去接触csgo和钢丝了

原来是你的。下次再告诉你
穷的没钱去借啊

我的总结评价是：
乌克兰集体便秘

BV1cZ4y187yF

巴尼逃脱，是一种庆幸
戈登脱离，是一种希望与探索。
然而对地球来说。老谢才是真正的英雄！

非常适合与朋友联机，当然夜魔好jb难打wdnmd!!!!!

入正了，最初都是下载一些别人修改的版本，比如说cf单机，索沛，亡灵单机，csol僵尸模式，csol神器时代等等从快吧、快玩、3dm、游民星空还有一些小型下载站（啥b p2p高速下载，给爷爬）等平台下载的版本，爷有钱了终于可以玩上力

快乐命运2，白给一整天

手感糟糕，僵尸不易打