Recent reviews by Phoenix

You know that person who thinks they might like MMOs but like there's always a reason or two they can never get into them because of some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ the devs do? This is that game that avoids all the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and is good for that person because that person is probably you.

Unhinged game, GOTY 2021 and possibly one of the greatest games ever made. You owe it to yourself to play as blind as possible, even gameplay footage is wild enough to be a spoiler.

VRChat is great for recovering from social anxiety because if you're at all normal and well-adjusted the average VRChat player is such an unwashed cretin that other normal, well-adjusted people will basically beg you to come to talk to them. The common enemy really also creates a quick sense of camaraderie.

Caveat, you have to be stable and confident enough to tell pushy, annoying, transphobic/racist/homophobic/ miscellaneous bigots/teenagers/disruptive ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ to go away. You can be as rude as you want to them though no one like them so it's pretty easy.

Fun game but the multiple unskippable sex scenes I got from women throwing themselves at me really put a damper on the experience. I play games for escapism, not to recreate my personal life. Not cool!

Lets be excellent, LETS BE EXCELLENT!!!!!
Game is very good, it's nice to have a game with such public development get finished, polished, and released in a very good state.

Quickly demonstrates to you which of your friends can be trusted to inherit the reigns of society and which of them are mouth-breathing imbeciles who should be sealed in a padded room 60 miles underground warded with ancient spell runes.

This is the best version of the only game landfall knows how to make.

DIggy diggy hole

This game ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sucks i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate this stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 2-3 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lust water ♥♥♥♥ chamber ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ laser green tit robot ♥♥♥♥♥ and her dumb ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ green skulls ♥♥♥♥ this stupid game i hate it

Edit: Skill issue. Just screwdriver 5head, 10/10 game

I am in the middle of enslaving my third race, about to finish nerve stapling, and my bra-less wife brings me a primitive civilization (not asked for) with chips as I eliminate my fifth empire.

So how is your day going?