We landed on a haunted moon ,
At 9 a.m. - felt like doom .
Bob tripped on scrap and screamed "I'm rich!"
Then vanished down a spooky ditch.
The monster growled, I shut the door -
Sorry Bob, but teamwork’s a chore.
Quota’s met, I won’t pretend…
Your sacrifice was profit, friend.

Apologies if this is TMI but it genuinely gives me so much pleasure I like to share this tip: straight after a lovely big poo I ALWAYS drink a glass of ice cold water. You can feel it going all the way through you and you just feel like it's cleansing you, you got rid of the literal bad ♥♥♥♥ in your body and fill it up with pure H2O and I cannot drop a deuce without this ritual now.

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I just swallowed a bug. It tasted better than anything I've ever eaten in my entire life. What am I supposed to do about this?

Out of all the peppers, the only one who joined the group is you. what a chad

Stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fish