We landed on a haunted moon ,
At 9 a.m. - felt like doom .
Bob tripped on scrap and screamed "I'm rich!"
Then vanished down a spooky ditch.
The monster growled, I shut the door -
Sorry Bob, but teamwork’s a chore.
Quota’s met, I won’t pretend…
Your sacrifice was profit, friend.

Apologies if this is TMI but it genuinely gives me so much pleasure I like to share this tip: straight after a lovely big poo I ALWAYS drink a glass of ice cold water. You can feel it going all the way through you and you just feel like it's cleansing you, you got rid of the literal bad ♥♥♥♥ in your body and fill it up with pure H2O and I cannot drop a deuce without this ritual now.

Чудова ціна)

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𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓗𝓪𝓹𝓹𝔂 𝓝𝓮𝔀 𝓨𝓮𝓪𝓻 2024!

I just swallowed a bug. It tasted better than anything I've ever eaten in my entire life. What am I supposed to do about this?

Out of all the peppers, the only one who joined the group is you. what a chad

Stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fish

The Ironlord has laid ruin upon the world. Pepper and the brave Castellan Order tried to fight, but only their charred bones remain. We have lost. Only little time remains.
I have failed.
Pepper, I returned too late... if you can hear me... forgive me. Oh, god... forgive me...

I know a guy who did a roleplay on an RP sim on Second Life where he roleplayed a brown cow who was unremarkable in every way except one. When asked "how now brown cow?" the cow would speak with exact instructions detailing the next step in one's projects. However, there was no way for anyone else in the RP to know that the cow had that special power, so they all thought she was an ordinary cow.

Losing everything, not having a penny.
Sometimes our hearts, feel empty and alone,
Anxiety takes over, depression prone.

We learn to deal with our emotional scars,
Forgive others, and reach for the stars.
What about anger and frustration?
Adversity helps us, deal with temptation.

Sometimes in life, we struggle and suffer,
Those experiences, make us much tougher.
Struggles teach us, more than words could say,
They help make us, the individuals, we are today.

have a good weekend

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(Shoebody doo bop, shoebody doo bop)
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(Shoebody doo bop, shoebody doo bop)

Shoebody doo...
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(Shoebody doo bop, shoebody doo bop)
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Shoebody doo...
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Peak, 10/10. The game knows what it wants to be and nails it in every way.

Look For the Lower Case 'L' And You
Will Be Kissed Tomorrow:
LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLlLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLL
*Now Look For The Q And Your Wish
Will Come True:
... ... ... ... ... OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOQOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO O.. .OOOOOOOO
*This Is Really Hard, Now Find The 'N':
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNMM
*Now Find The Mistake:
ABCDEFGHIJKLNMOPQRSTUVWQYZ
*Something You Really Want, After the
countdown!!!!!
10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 Now Close Your
Eyes And Make A Wish! ;*;*;*;*;*;* Now
Paste This On 9 pages And Your Wish
Will Come True! Hurry, You Have 20
minutes! Or What You Wished For Will
Be The Opposite

C R U N C H


BULLSEYE??? BULLSEYE? GO GO GO GO!!! OH T- COME ON CAN YOU HELP ME I'M GOING TO GO BACK TO STORAGE BECAUSE OF YOU REMEMBER??? JUST GO...

licked

BULLSEYE- ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, BUT YOU'VE GOT TO KEEP QUEIT...

Fat baby chubby baby little ball of flab. Pudgy baby doughy baby doesnt got no abs.

You haven't lived until you've had warm bird that was flapping seconds ago

0:27 Throat Jab
0:31 Counter + BackFist + Pectoral Jab
0:33 Dodge + Jab to Liver
0:35 Counter + Hook to Jaw
0:36 Counter + Double Jabs to Face + Gut Punch
0:38 Grab + Powerful Right Hook
0:41 Knee Thrust to Cranium
0:46 Body Slam

Fun fact the hit movie Morbius has sold over 1 Morbillion tickets with a very good movie critic and was released in 2022

Lord of Cromch of the Crimson-eyed Bloodline, Crestfallen Knight of the Forlorn Lake

Farts are just the screams of trapped poo

700 ♥♥♥♥♥ what an occasion id like to thank my good frienmds and family thank you thank you everyone lets go 800 yeah oys lets go (no milk)

**character name**: GOD Fallen King
**gender**: Male
**info** he has god like power's in his god form in his normal form his just a roblox character in TDS (
Tower Defense Simulator)

A small tiny drop of precipitation sprouted from the top of my forehead. The gravitational pull of the earth, sprung the droplet down the side of my cheeck. Passing each crevice in my skin as it passes. My eyes glossy, I twitched a smile as this thing infront of me is hollowing witch spells. The droplet now unbearably itchy I went to flick it but then all of a sudden the other starts to join her witch sister in barreling out the same witch spit. My heart pounding and arm creases becoming lathered in my own human water. They stopped. Oh finally they stopped. I was flung back into reality in an instance. Where did I go? What did I see? I said haha nice and turned around relieved that I possessed the power to escape the grasp of those dastardly pigs.

Haha yes thank you for noticing my style! It's unconventional for sure, but to be honest, not much thought goes into it. I just kind of put on whatever is in my closet. I guess I just get lucky. Or maybe it's my 150 iq but that's neither here nor there 😉. I always get complimented for the shirts I wear, especially the Rick and Morty one. I rarely ever wear my comic tees anymore, because they are so juvenile. I even told my mom not to buy me any. Yes, my mom buys my clothes. There's nothing wrong with that and if you think there is, then you're just like the rest of the feeble minded thots that can't seem to grasp that I have better things to do with my time than to go shopping.

Ten chimpanzees are standing in a line.

The 1st, 3rd, 5th, and 7th chimps are asked to step forward.

They are the prime apes.

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everyone knows the secret to cooking eels is to drown them first

0:22 plane sound
0:24 aaaaah
0:36 plane sound
0:58 I think we lost him
0:59 falcon grabs plane
1:01 going up
1:11-1:12-1:13 a mouse needs to know his limitations
1:14-1:15-1:16-1:17-1:18 falcon breaks top wings off, aaaaaahh, gasp, plane sound
1:19-1:20-1:21-1:22-1:23 Stuart pull up, I can’t it’s stuck, well try harder
1:26-1:27-1:28-1:29-1:30-1:31 Margalo get out save yourself, no Stuart, if we go we go together
1:32-1:33-1:34-1:35-1:36 Stuart, Stuart, Stuart pull up
1:39-1:40-1:41 Stuart pulls the plane up
1:43 plane sound
1:45 plane sound
1:58-1:59 Stuart, we can’t outrun him
2:01 then we’ll just have to face him
2:17-2:18-2:19-2:20-2:21 Stuart goes after the falcon
2:38 plane sound
2:42 plane sound
2:49-2:50 ring shines bright
2:52 bye bye bird brain
2:55 aaaaaaaahh
2:56 plane hits falcon

Cook macaroni according to the package directions. Drain.
In a saucepan, melt butter or margarine over medium heat. Stir in enough flour to make a roux. ...
Melt butter or margarine in a skillet over medium heat. Add breadcrumbs and brown. ...
Bake at 350 degrees F (175 degrees C) for 30 minutes. Serve.

@robomechabotatron
11 days ago (edited)
— Mufasa. Please, forgive me!
— You must banish him, sire!
— As long as I'm king, my brother will have a place her!
— Brother! I'm so sorry...
— But I won't ever... say your name again! I can't! I won't
— Then call me Scar, so I will never forget, what I have done.
— Scar.
— Your majesty!

I've been called a sociopath, a monster, an angel, the devil. But most of all, I'm a gamer and I never back down from a challenge.

I just swallowed a bug. It tasted better than anything I've ever eaten in my entire life. What am I supposed to do about this?

Ку, найс сыграли, прими в друзья ;3
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Knowledge is power, guard it well. An open mind is like a fortress with its gates unbarred and unguarded.

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

What I am about to share with you I am quite terrified to share. Literally, my hands are shaking while I am typing. Coming from a very conservative state, I sort of feel like Satan. So, here goes.

choc orange乁(⌐■╭͜ʖ╮■)

Out of all the peppers, the only one who joined the group is you. what a chad

Чудова ціна)

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　(¸,·´　(¸＊＊ .𝓜𝓮𝓻𝓻𝔂 𝓒𝓱𝓻𝓲𝓼𝓽𝓶𝓪𝓼
𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓗𝓪𝓹𝓹𝔂 𝓝𝓮𝔀 𝓨𝓮𝓪𝓻 2024!

daniel.gti60.9 hrs
POSTED: 17 JULY
Ace game! When I eat people, I imagine that they are russians in Egypt.
 

dishwashers are gross, smelly, a waste of time, energy and water.
Unless you have a huge family it takes less time to just handwash than to rinse and load the dishwasher.

Baldur is immune to all threats both physical and magical

Trò chơi hay. Tôi không biết là cơ chế trò chơi hay là lỗi gì đó. Vấn đề tôi gặp phải là khi chơi thì sau khi tương tác vào 1 vật gì đó với nút E thì không thể bắn tiếp được, nếu muốn bắn phải chờ 1-2 giây hoặc dùng cận chiến 1 lần. Vấn đề này cũng nhỏ thôi nhưng hơi gây khó chịu 1 chút khi chơi. Cảm ơn nhà phát hành đã tạo nên 1 trò chơi hay.

GRRRRR For my birthday I want everyone here to disappear!!!!! Everyone disappears. The wild howls… me: awesome!!!! Montage of me stealing and going crazy with no pants on with fun Rock music. Fast forward a few days. I’m sitting on the couch with trash littered and a hall beard looking at tv static. I scream: WHERE IS EVERYBODY!!!! I start to cry. I should have never made that wish!!!! I wish everybody came back!!! The wish grants and everybody is back I rejoice. I’m so happy

i sumon dark majishin and atak ur lifponts directli :)

Ah, kos... or as some say... kosm.

dark mcribs

'I'm out'. Jenny's hands began to tremble at the sound of Peter's lack of an offer. Her worst fears had been confirmed... she was the only one to have an offer on the table. 'I only come here for the free water', she whispered under her breath. Heart racing, Jenny hoped and prayed that the budding entrepreneur would come back with a ridiculous counter offer that she could reject; thus saving face. As the word 'accept' emanated from his coffee-breathed mouth, Jenny knew that she was done for. In her head she screamed 'I'M OUT, I AM OUT', but she knew it was too late. For once, Jenny Campbell, was in...

merry

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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀* ｡ﾟ `:asterisk: . *⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀｡* :asterisk: ｡ﾟ . :Ball1:* :asterisk:* ｡

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　　　　　　　　　Yumskeleton

Farts are just the screams of trapped poo

F delete amogus willy pls

Pepper
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