Dan   United Kingdom (Great Britain)
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celes Jul 1 @ 2:05pm 
haha is that hearts of iron? more like HEARTS OF [empty]
Zenos May 11 @ 2:26am 
mojo lets play throne of lies
celes Feb 9, 2019 @ 2:17pm 
this gamer trolled me and threw my games...:steamsad:
Major Tom Jul 13, 2018 @ 6:53am 
Sometimes I come across major challenges that l have to overcome, in the case of Garbodor and Magikarp especially. l have to imagine the wet, sloppy fish mouth sucking on my ♥♥♥♥ without thinking about the actual fish itself. It is very hard, but the satisfaction you get when you achieve victory is immense. Not only do you get the generally pleasurable feeling from ejaculation, but you also know that you overcame an obstacle few men have dared to try. I have a total of 347 successful ejaculations total, but it only gets harder.
Major Tom Jul 13, 2018 @ 6:52am 
I know that a lot of people want to catch em' all, but my job is a much bigger challenge. It is my goal to masturbate to all 807 Pokemon, plain and simple. I usually try to do it twice a day, regardless of the difficulties. At the end, | always win. I go on places like Deviantart, rule 34 and, occasionally e621 in order to achieve this massive goal, and when I finally do, I will become a Pokemon Master. Sometimes, it is easy. I can come in five minutes looking at Gardevoir or Lopunny pornos.
Major Tom Jun 17, 2018 @ 9:33pm 
There's something you need to understand. I'm not the only guy you'll ever date. Maybe the first, not the last. Don't make this a popularity contest between boys. I'm just a guy. Just because we had a relationship doesn't make me any more special than anyone else. You need to leave me alone and stop this behavior. You're taking it way too far.