Recent reviews by Boompa

0/10 wayy too polished for a 2025 game

---{ Graphics }---
☑ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Pixels

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Wait it's 5am?
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☐ Good
☐ Average
☐ Watch paint dry

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Meh
☐ Bad
☐ Just mute it

---{ Audience }---
☑ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☑ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☑ Fast
☐ Loaded
☐ NASA

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☑ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☑ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ Wait for sale
☐ Hardly worth it
☐ Scam

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved

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☑ 10 stop reading reviews and just buy it

Fun for a few runs, and watching the days back always gives a good laugh, but the gameplay, maps, and enemies are extremely stale. When the only thing to really do is actively search for enemies to meet the quota, it doesn't take long at all to get desensitized to the horror.

Enemies:
Some enemy ideas are cool, but one of the best parts of horror is frequently feeling an immediate fight or flight response, and since the whole point of the game is staying around enemies and getting footage, you quickly find yourself awkwardly dodging attacks to get a few seconds of film, not really caring what's going on.

Maps:
Since the maps are mostly the same for each quota, they really need more random events to make them interesting. No part of any map feel like they matter, they're just open space for enemy spawns. The "traps" are super basic, the only items to pick up aren't particularly interesting, and there's little opportunity to take extra risks for greater rewards.

Overall a fun game for a casual laugh, but the horror falls behind many other co-op horrors on the market.

DEMOCRACY

Pretty fun but needs some small changes to make it better:

1. Some messages where you see the history don't show the card drawn, mainly in the event phase

2. Trading directly on your turn isn't an option which can get frustrating

3. No private lobbies

garbage

karl sent me

Really enjoying it, the immersion is on point, I especially love how you can't run and gun, forcing tactical gameplay.

Relaxing, engaging, and fun concept! Great in solo and coop.

Whoever made Bar Room Blitz deserves a raise