Recent reviews by Squirtle

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The best game I've played in a very long time, highly recommend.

The best metroidvania I've played in a long time. The world is so beautiful and amazing, everything is connected and filled with the appropriate music and sounds, creating the greatest settings I've seen in video games. The combat is also fluid, although it can be a bit slow in the first hour of the game until you get your dash, so keep going because it does get better, and you would be missing out on a lot if you quit. The characters that appear all have unique stories that evolve as you do. Free dlc is also bonus, thanks to the generous devs who sell the game for only $10

The most fun I've ever had with a hack and slash, filled with excellent characters and dialogue. Although the game can be finished in a day, you won't regret it one bit. It's a cyborg ninja who kills mechs and other cyborgs, thats ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dope.

This game is a true masterpiece of its time. Although the main catch is that its hard, it is a fair game that will make you use trial and error to eventually beat it. The world is huge and interconnected, something you can get lost in easily, as you must figure out where to go with the vague directions the game provides you with. The combat takes some time to get used to, but once you get the hang of it the game becomes slightly more manageable as you defeat unique bosses across Lordran. The characters are all unique and have personalities that hint to their motives. Not all friends are foes, but some may be. Player signs may or may not be helpful, it is up to the player to figure that out and hope for the best. I highly recommend this game to people who like medieval fantasy settings and action rpgs. Never level resistance and don't go into the graveyard and quit because the skeletons keep destroying you, talk to the NPCs or look for another route like someone with a brain. Have fun

Want to build forts with friends and raid other clans, become a lone wolf and rob people at gun point, create a community, or fight naked people with rocks? Rust is the game for you.

Warframe has come a long way since its inception, due to DE's ability to listen to the community and the addicting grind and interesting premise they have created. Although it may seem as if it is pay2win due to the existance of plat, the games paid currency, the stuff you can buy on the official market is laughably overpriced and 99% of the time never worth it, as its always better to use it in trades. Although the playerbase uses plat as the main currency to trade, getting it isn't too difficult as you'll naturaly amass items that carry value, or you can spam void fissures for ducats and rare prime parts. Plat can also be used to rush building items that require time to build, which can seem like a massive liability but you get used to it quick and it doesn't break the flow of the game later on. The gameplay is also enjoyable, speeding around the map with slide dashing and spinning around killing everything. Warframes also have unique abilities, making them the toolkit of the game, all having different uses. Would highly recommend this game to anybody.

randy pitchford can suck my left nut

Civ V is a great game that I don't regret buying for full price at all. Playing with AI or friends are both amazing expierences nonetheless.

This game is truly a masterpiece, I'm completley addicted. I recommend going into the game blind, it's the greatest feeling ever. Explore and make your way with your own skills.