Hey hatdak, I noticed that you're not married yet. Worry not, I have gifted you a nice big booba anime wife on Steam. She won't be able to birth children for you, so your bloodline dies with you. But hey at least you won't feel lonely now and can jerk off to something other than that disgusting porn you watch!

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Hatduck, the feathered menace of Twitch, banned once more for racially charged quacks and indecent waddles.

No stream could contain his chaotic honks or his unapologetic drip.
He spoke truths the mods feared and shook tail feathers the platform couldn't handle. From the pond to the permaban list, his legend only grows.

Fly high, king — may your beak stay bold, your bans be brief, and your splash forever echo through the streams.

"Sorry thats not TOS friendly I have to ban you"
— His final message before the hammer fell.

And then he gets perma’d for saying "shut the ♥♥♥♥ up french."

You couldn’t write a better ending if you tried. A man so committed to law and order, so passionate about maintaining the sanctity of Twitch chat… only to be struck down himself, not for breaking TOS, but for loving too hard. For caring too much.

This wasn’t a guy who hated the French. No, no. This was their biggest fan. A baguette enjoyer. A connoisseur of loud arguments over espresso. A man who would stand outside a Paris café yelling "shut the ♥♥♥♥ up french" like it was a love song.

And now he’s gone. Perma’d for non-TOS love speech.

Fly high, king. Somewhere out there is a little French grandma arguing about politics in a bakery, and I know you’re smiling down at her, whispering the words that got you banned:

"shut the ♥♥♥♥ up french."

"Sorry thats not TOS friendly I have to ban you"
— His final message before the hammer fell.

And then he gets perma’d for saying "shut the ♥♥♥♥ up french."

You couldn’t write a better ending if you tried. A man so committed to law and order, so passionate about maintaining the sanctity of Twitch chat… only to be struck down himself, not for breaking TOS, but for loving too hard. For caring too much.

This wasn’t a guy who hated the French. No, no. This was their biggest fan. A baguette enjoyer. A connoisseur of loud arguments over espresso. A man who would stand outside a Paris café yelling "shut the ♥♥♥♥ up french" like it was a love song.

And now he’s gone. Perma’d for non-TOS love speech.

Fly high, king. Somewhere out there is a little French grandma arguing about politics in a bakery, and I know you’re smiling down at her, whispering the words that got you banned:

"shut the ♥♥♥♥ up french."

"Sorry thats not TOS friendly I have to ban you"
— His final message before the hammer fell.

And then he gets perma’d for saying "shut the ♥♥♥♥ up french."

You couldn’t write a better ending if you tried. A man so committed to law and order, so passionate about maintaining the sanctity of Twitch chat… only to be struck down himself, not for breaking TOS, but for loving too hard. For caring too much.

This wasn’t a guy who hated the French. No, no. This was their biggest fan. A baguette enjoyer. A connoisseur of loud arguments over espresso. A man who would stand outside a Paris café yelling "shut the ♥♥♥♥ up french" like it was a love song.

And now he’s gone. Perma’d for non-TOS love speech.

Fly high, king. Somewhere out there is a little French grandma arguing about politics in a bakery, and I know you’re smiling down at her, whispering the words that got you banned:

"shut the ♥♥♥♥ up french."