Recent reviews by [E63] LtBruh

Jank Rising 4. I liked it but you know, too much jank. Still its a good "buy when on sale game" although you should uhhh "grind" for levels to not die to the jankiness. Early acess jank at full price completed game!

Its like Crash Bandicoot, but everyone else is a moron getting stuck in dumb places

i like my shark dating simulators how i like my e621 tags.

big titties

Busta. Straight busta.

Niko, it's your cousin Roman. Let's go bowling

It may be a bad game but it took me less time to find a multiplayer match here than Team Fortress 2

Now this.... is Bethesda`s Peice of Resistance

10/10 would sell their kidneys for NukaColas

oh boi free gaem
cant conecte to multiplaer
y tho?
ur name 2 long 4 me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
gg no re
short naem now les do dis comps
die 20 times per seconde
kill someone by mistake several tiems
K:D ratio 0.75
GG best gaem evar recomende 4 all u peoples 10/10

God its been almost 4 years since i gave this thing a review and honestly so much has changed. I had 250 ish hours and it was before i modded this thing to its absolute worst. and now with almost 1100 hours i can honestly say to hell with this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ thing. I cannot understand how it runs so badly. Yes, i am aware modding a game may cause instabilities, especially this one. I've gone through all sorts of troubles and glitches and god knows what from modding it. I dont need to tell you how the story is great and the humor is top notch cuz this thing is almost 10 years old, everyone knows it. But just like war, this game never changes and honestly it just gets worse. I played it with lots of gun mods to spice the gun selection, food mods to improve my diet, lewd mods to give me a boner of fun, i played DUST, TTW, FNC, and so on. I always had issues but if you have almost 155 esps (the limit the engine has) you can understand why it doesnt work, but im not here to tell you about that. No no no, im here to tell you something even funnier that causes me pain and amusement. I got bored of FO4 for the 12903012893109th time, so i uninstalled it and installed New Vegas again. Decided to do a completely vanilla run. No mods whatsoever. Guess what? The game doesnt run. Im serious! This thing refuses to run without any mods like its so used to em it cannot comprehend what "no mods" is. It started all well nothing strange to report but just like my first time playing this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ thing, it started to go wrong very early. Just to give you an example, FO4 took 80+ hours and lots of unsorted mods to crash. This game? 19 minutes. Nineteen ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ minutes and it crashed. For heavens sake all i wanted was a xander root, not a crash to desktop. But i soldiered on and booted the game again. I pressed continue on the menu and it wouldnt load the last save, just endless 20 fps of loading screen. Tried it again, same deal, until i decided to click Load and select the last save i had. That habit stuck to me like Johnny Guitar stuch to our hearts. And now 1087 hours later, here i am telling you how ♥♥♥♥♥♥ this game is despite its great story and mechanics introduced in this "extremely modded Fallout 3" that we all love and appreciate, you know why? Because at this point this thing has been an experience no other game has ever given me. It works when i wanted or when i didnt want it, it crashed because i killed someone but kept going after 10 mini nukes blew up every second, the frames were so bad it didnt matter what pc i had, 60 fps was reserved for the menu only, some mods made me laugh others made me crash, some even made the saves impossible to load but then worked later because i saved in another house, some moments of this game were great, much better than any other 3D fallout game, but honestly, just like any old german sports car, it doesnt ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ work and when it does bricks my pc, kills my sanity and ♥♥♥♥♥ up my free time. All in all, a great game i wanted to enjoy this week. But i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cant because well, it decided to run out of memory because i had the steam overlay playing music in the backgound and it ran out of memory eveytime i tried to open it, then it decided to not load the saves so off i went to get me some 4gb pacthes and other mods to fix that, then it decided to not funcition after i either moved into 3 different cells or fast travelled twice in a row or just two times, THEN it decided "You know what im not loading the textures and ill freeze your game because of it" so its literally unplayable. All this happened in 2 and a half hours of a playthrough. I love this thing but honestly, i just want to kill it.
You've been a good game New Vegas, you really have. But for now, you'll be on my library next to all the other uninstalled games i never bothered to install and play. But you'll aways have a special place in my heart. Ring a ding ding you amazing bastard.

OK so this game is a bit difficult to analyse so lets see:
You start by doing some small tasks like picking up milk or going to the bank and then you finish it by murdering people whith a machine gun. And said machine gun has a cats ass stuck to it as a makeshift silencer, insted of hearing gun shots you hear, well , meows.

10/10 would murder kitties just to see Reddit mad as hell