Recent reviews by chird

This game is pretty good now. It used to be a bit wonky, but it's a lot less so. I gotta say though; it's been in alpha for 10 years now... is that ever going to change?

The movement is fine, i prefer black flag though. i do enjoy the combat quite alot. not too simplistic where its just button mashing

Great ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ survival game. Scares you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ during night time. The combat is soo hard - they have so much health on hard mode. Only complaint is the stamina is that of a toddler

The loading times are just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ atrocious. In addition to the loading times, MOST OF THE TIME it just gets stuck loading infinitely. Absolutely ridiculous and has been a problem from the very start. ♥♥♥♥♥♥ port to PC and Rockstar doesn't give a ♥♥♥♥ about the consumer.

♥♥♥♥ game crashes every time i start it; also ♥♥♥♥ ubisoft for uplay if nothing else

Overall, this game is totally worth a buy. It has a little over 3 hours of the STORYLINE gameplay, but also has time trials to do after you complete the story. Although the storyline is okay, and the voice acting isn't great, I'd say the gameplay is phenomenal. If it goes on sale(it is at the time of writing this), DEFINITELY buy. If not, still worth the $12 or so.

Little side note for the devs:
If you end up making a sequel(which I'm pretty sure everyone wants), please do some of the following:
-Add multiplayer for friends to be able to make/play maps together
-Make the singleplayer story longer

It's better than Call of Duty, but the players cause me to grow multiple tumors simultaneously.

will always be the G O A T

Make another. The time has come.

Sequal to Portal. <--- The best game ever made by valve. The storyline gets even better as Chell (1st person-main character) wakes up in the Aperture Science facility many, MANY years later after the fight with GLaDOS. She is guided through and tries to escape the broken facility with Wheatley, an Aperture Science Artificial Intelligence Core. Now get off of my profile and go buy this game. NOW LAZY.