Don't study at a university, but if you are dumb enough to do it... DO NOT PICK CHEMISTRY AS YOUR MAJOR!

But you are asking why? Well it's quite simple. YOUR NOT SMART ENOUGH!

But you would say: I'am!

Well then let us see... Answer these basic chemistry questions and prove me wrong, without using any external sources!

1. What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together
2. What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?
3. What is the chemical formula for "banana"?
4. What do you do with a sick chemist?
5. What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
6. If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
7. What element is derived from a Norse god?