Recent reviews by Dero

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-Load up the game
-mount horse
-go to valentine/saint denis
-lasso random playing minding their own business
-get verbally abused

poopy doing this for the award task cheers ♥♥♥♥ off

Very fun game once you understand it, gg ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ black flying spaceman

Very, very nice game. I enjoy the simplicity of weapons meaning it turns into skill of aim and shooting. However as the game as turnt free to play... I WANT MY MONEY BACK

Refunded this game...
Runs the game for the first time, it crashes; runs the game a second time, crashes when game starts; runs it for the third time, crashes mid game.
The crashing was basically sequenced for me, its so fustrating to deal with it, you dont even know how to help it.
Additionally, every single player I get placed with had over 100 ping, so during the third time playing, I was bouncing around everywhere. Not to forget that it absolutely raped my RAM, I got the error message for the first time in like A YEAR?

Whipped my ♥♥♥♥ out expecting some hot ♥♥♥♥ going to happen during Doki-Doki mode (was disapointed) otherwise a good game, lots of great moans

Gets Don't Starve: Shipwrecked,
finds a monkey in the middle of the ocean;
googles the purpose of the monkey;
realises its a playable character;
gets crown;
gives monkey crown;
it dies;
comes back a day later to find out its unlocked;
plays monkey;
Throws ♥♥♥♥ at birds and gets free food.
10/10 best addition ever.

I would not play this game if you're not the best with the 'Hack and Slash' Genre of games.
Seriously, at least 20 hours into the game and I find one mission next to impossible.
After taking on Adam and Eve on Routes A & B thats where it becomes ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥-worthy, Its still even a huge challenge when on EASY MODE!
Thats my rant-ish thing over, now I want to put the rest of my review on the actual game:
I firstly want to mention that I love the landscapes from the city ruins to the straight-up plain desert, its all great fun to tranverse from point A to B, even though the running speeds can be themselves and not fast enough and can take longer than you want it to be, I ADORE the fact that you can aquire animal bait and use ANIMALS as steeds, I absolutely love that feature, I have already seen the meme in the subject of that.
The combat part of things... Ouch, I dont hate it and I dont despise it, but when on Easy Mode, it can push your buttons. Kind of anyways, it auto locks targets for you so just for running around casually; it can be a pain. Other than that, most of it is just manual, going from Normal Mode and up. I can get real challenging, even if you're on normal mode.
I'm not very good at reviewing graphics but all I can say is I like it all. No detail. :)
The menu screen and use of items is very basic and layed out for you at the start (If I can say anything, LOAD YOUR INVENTORY WITH LARGE RECOVERIES) The plain colours are a bit dull though.
That really concludes MY review on the game. I'm not a professional at this stuff, so dont cry at me for getting anything WRONG.
Now I'm going to get my English teacher to review my SPAG (Spelling, Puncuation and Grammar)

A very nice casual game, with more content from the developers coming soon; I'm very sure this game is going to come out on top...
I really like how everything looks, the wind storm things (Where the rocks come and hit you n' stuff) gets you panicky a new experience, something you're completely unprepared for, gives the player a lil spook. As the player looking much detailed, the terrain textures arent quite there, but I'm not judging now since the game is in ealy access... The controls are simple and easy to master, very few keybindings really.
The game does require a decent PC, before I got my version of good computer, I'd put up with the 20-30 fps. But if you could run it, I'd totally say that you should buy this game, Theres already dozens of things to do and completed, I cant wait for how the game will be in the future.
(PLEASE ADD A GRAPPLE HOOK OR EVEN A JETPACK, A LIL TRAILER THAT CAN HOLD ITEMS WHILE YOU ADVENTURE WOULD BE NICE TOO.)