A Provoked Construction Worker
Mandos   Jackson, Tennessee, United States
Level
153
Steam Hardware Enthusiast
100 XP
 
 
The official account of your favorite MvM playing, cringey, meme-obsessed redneck.



"The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts, while the stupid ones are full of confidence."


"There is no dark side, nor a light side
There is only the force
I will do what I must to keep the balance
The balance is what keeps me together
There is no good without evil, but evil must not be allowed to flourish
There is passion, yet emotion
Serenity, yet peace
Chaos, yet order
I am the wielder of the flame, the protector of balance
I am the holder of the torch, lighting the way
I am the keeper of the flame, soldier of balance
I am a guardian of balance
I am a Gray Jedi"

















"Oh no, it's a rug. You sweep dirt under it, you don't fly on it." ~Cassim






































































Congratulations, you've wasted a few seconds of your life. :thumbs:
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You've spent 1000s of hours at this game and you still suck
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Trades Made
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This is just a second showcase to show off my gold. Don't come asking me if they're for sale, or else you won't like what I say.
If you made it here, you probably took a wrong turn
:CorpsWarning:Before adding me:CorpsWarning:
If we met in MvM and you seemed pretty cool, feel free to add me. YouTube fans are welcomed as well. Anyone can play with me, though I mostly only tour late a night because it's the only time I can play on the count of my work schedule. Also invites from low leveled profiles with private inventories will be ignored. Nothing I have is for sale or trade, either. I also don't give a ♥♥♥♥ about joining your fake competitive TF2 team.

Look at me, I'm important!(\:D:/)
:SolarSun: Sexual Preference: Hetero and proud! :B1:
:SolarSun: Age: Old enough
:SolarSun: Gender: I'm a grill gamer in disguise.(Not really)
:SolarSun: Personality: Easy like Sunday morning.
:SolarSun: Relationship: The day I find myself a woman is the day I find that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ golden pan.
:SolarSun: Interests: Gaming, conversating, single-player games, Mann vs. Machine.
:SolarSun: Favorite Monopoly Piece: The Shoe
:SolarSun: Dislikes: Math, my internet, try-hards, bigots, attention-♥♥♥♥♥♥.

MvM Loot
Two Cities
Professional killstreak Black Box
Professional killstreak Grenade Launcher
Professional killstreak Original
Professional killstreak AWPer Hand]-I got these all from my 20-40's in touring
Tour 80 Australium Stickybomb Launcher :goldBC:
Tour 132 Professional Killstreak Knife
Tour 151 Australium SMG :goldBC:
Tour 165 Australium Minigun :goldBC:
Tour 170 Australium Stickybomb Launcher :goldBC:
Tour 173 Australium Minigun :goldBC:
Tour 178 Professional Killstreak Flame Thrower Fabricator
Tour 185 Australium Ambassador :goldBC:
Tour 192 Australium Minigun :goldBC:
Tour 214 Australium Rocket Launcher :goldBC:
Tour 223 Autralium Flame Thrower :goldBC:
Tour 247 Australium Minigun :goldBC:
Mecha Engine
Tour 31 Australium Rocket Launcher :goldBC:
Tour 49 Australium Rocket Launcher :goldBC:
Tour 50 Australium Scattergun :goldBC:
Tour 62 Australium Medigun :goldBC:
Tour 66 Australium Blutsauger :goldBC:
Tour 78 Tomislav :goldBC:
Tour 85 Sniper Rifle :goldBC:
Tour 147 Australium Scattergun :goldBC:
Tour 148 Australium SMG :goldBC:
Gear Grinder
Tour 17 Australium Sniper Rifle :goldBC:
Tour 62 Australium Black Box :goldBC:
Tour 151 Australium Sniper Rifle :goldBC:
Alt Account finds
Tour 3 Professional Killstreak Sniper Rifle


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How to suck at MvM
Created by - Vallinek
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Team Fortress 2
Here you will learn what to do to make yourself completely and utterly useless to your team, and to make the rest of the players steam with hate at your sight.
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STAR WARS™ Knights of the Old Republic™
79
Hours played
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STAR WARS™ Knights of the Old Republic™ II: The Sith Lords™
176 Hours played
Statement: "I just wanted the new Steam badge."
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Sins of the Grandfather
"Finish what your team started" ⋅⋅⋅ᵖᶫᵉᵃˢᵉ ᵈᵒᶰ'ᵗ ˢᵘᵉ ᵘˢ⋅⋅⋅
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Team Fortress 2
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Team Fortress 2
The Gentle Mann of Leisure
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Comments
Anna Apr 19 @ 11:33am 
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Lugi Jan 5 @ 2:50pm 
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Sjru 🐲 Dec 24, 2023 @ 12:49pm 
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Happy holydays! While there were many woes, trials and tribulations on this year, hopefully on this 2024 we're all able to move on and share new emotions!:dragon_dg:

Enjoy with family, or with friends!♫:dogepaw::fullheart:
StolenRoom8 Jun 5, 2023 @ 4:00pm 
+rep lovely mvm player :sans: Thank you for the kind words :D
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:firedragon::rred::ered::rred::omfg:

                    :first_star:
                   ☼☼
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             *♥•♦►♫◄••♥*
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Things had improved hopefully the same for you, the next 2023 I bet it will be even better! I wish you the best on it :dragonhopeful:

Have fun with family if possible with frends too♫ :pawpawpaw:

~Sjru :fullheart::