Recent reviews by kris deltarune

shoutout to Aspyr for the updated macOS port

GOATED

one of the best games I've ever played, I can't recommend it enough

(the soundtrack is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ amazing, too)

it's a really enjoyable experience, im just sad there aren't any more Deus Ex games left to play :(

best hitman game👍

best

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If you give children lunch, why should they pay attention in class? You just trained them that they can get food for free without working for it! There's no reason to learn anything else at that point.

Next thing you know, these know-nothing kids turn 18 and they don't know how to do anything else other than ask the government for free food. So they go get on food stamps and welfare, and vote for the lib candidates who promise them more free stuff.

You get an endless cycle, then, of more and more useless folks voting for more free stuff, which turns more lazy children into lazy adults. Next thing you know you've got like 10% of hardworking Americans supporting the other 90% of freeloaders.

But it can't last forever, can it? Eventually the dam has to break. The few true American workers won't be able to work hard enough to support the entire country on their backs and the economy will simply collapse under the weight of the freeloaders. Just utter financial devastation that will put the great depression to shame; a true modern dark age.

And once the American economy collapses, the American military will no longer be around to keep the world safe. And that, my friend, is when our enemies will strike. And no, I'm not talking about Russia or the Chinese (although I have no doubt they too will take their petty revenge upon us). I'm talking about the mole people. A legion of hairy, dirt-clad, mushroom-eating, stalactite-worshiping freaks with sharp claws and sharper teeth. They've been waiting in the dark for eons, biding their time. They would have made their move long ago, but for their fear of the strength of the USA. When the USA falls to the liberals, the mole soldiers will arise and overwhelm us all, sure as the moon sets in the east.

Mark my words.

"UGH, can you believe this? I broke a nail, and my hair is ruined! This is gonna take forever to fi- BANG"

A classic, definitely worth playing. Probably the most fun 3D universe GTA game.