Full Metal Jackass
Iowa, United States
I'm the redneck weeaboo your parole officer warned you about

They know I got the broccoli, so I keep that Glock on me :halounsc:

I might buy a shark if push come to shove

My vidya backlog cost more than your Honda Accord

Gimme 50 mil then Imma quit

I am a fan of Cardinals Baseball


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I'm the redneck weeaboo your parole officer warned you about

They know I got the broccoli, so I keep that Glock on me :halounsc:

I might buy a shark if push come to shove

My vidya backlog cost more than your Honda Accord

Gimme 50 mil then Imma quit

I am a fan of Cardinals Baseball


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Level
46
Mannifest Destiny
500 XP
Currently Online
Profile Awards  1
Badges  40
Games  502
Inventory   
Screenshots  981
Reviews  11
Friends  25
78
enhanced dumbass
Offline
29
Admiral SC
Online
23
THE JONGLER
Online
19
Smegmasaurus
Offline
16
AuthenticE-Girl
Offline
15
MAJOR
Online
Game Collector
502
Games Owned
1,390
DLC Owned
11
Reviews
64
Wishlisted
Featured Games
Game Collector
502
Games Owned
1,390
DLC Owned
11
Reviews
64
Wishlisted
Featured Games
Favorite Game
Fallout: New Vegas
492
Hours played
69
Achievements
Achievement Progress   69 of 75
+64
Screenshots 31
Achievement Showcase
5,347
Achievements
1
Perfect Games
20%
Avg. Game Completion Rate
Screenshot Showcase
Far Cry 5
+ 977
Badge Collector
40
Total Badges Earned
398
Game Cards
Achievement Showcase
5,347
Achievements
1
Perfect Games
20%
Avg. Game Completion Rate
Recent Activity
42.2 hours past 2 weeks
176 hrs on record
last played on Jun 17
American Truck Simulator
Achievement Progress   20 of 121
+15
7.3 hrs on record
last played on Jun 17
Broken Arrow
24 hrs on record
last played on Jun 17
HITMAN World of Assassination
Achievement Progress   18 of 83
+13
Comments
MAJOR 14 hours ago 
SAW A TURD IN GRAND CENTRAL
Dooly Dan Feb 24 @ 8:42am 
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enhanced dumbass Jan 16 @ 8:32am 
My hounds sippin on that cup of lean, i rule the market call me Mr. Codeine
Al_Bi Dec 29, 2024 @ 1:43pm 
Sip Hound
Al_Bi Dec 2, 2024 @ 2:18pm 
Oil in my cup looks like transmission fluid. Pouring codeine in the back of the buick!
Full Metal Jackass Nov 18, 2024 @ 7:08am 
Codeine in my blender. *Brrng Brrng* Who is it, collect call from Bruce Jenner