Day in the life of Chad

07:00: Wake-up, lie in bed well the becky he slept with makes him breakfast

07:30: Becky feeds him breakfast while massaging his leg

08:00: Becky blows him before heading to work

08:30: Chad opens Tinder and sees 100 new nudes. He tells them he is a Nazi and in return he gets 2 more nudes from each

09:30: Chad walks over to the campus and into a the Women's only drom. Security guards lets him go after he gives her a hug

10:00: Chad goes from room to room, using his Chaddiness to open the doors; and fondles and kisses every woman who is sitll sleeping. They let him do it cause he is Chad

11:00: Chad needs a break so he visits one of his Becky orbiters and uses her shower and lies on the couch watching Baywatch reruns

12:00: Chad demands Becky2 make lunch for him which she does. In return, he and Becky make out and have sex

😩🔔🍧

-rep

thanks pookie bear

+rep cutie survivor <3

elmo, you've got to calm down. cl13's wife and son were recently in a horrific car crash, and videos games are currently his only coping mechanism. He would be an extreme risk if he did not have video games 24/7. Please relax on him.