Recent reviews by SmugAlpacca

Another case of million dollar company ignoring any efforts on providing at least *normal* game experience, all they want is money.
This game has a brilliant lore and mechanics, but considering Respawn is EA's lapdogs, most of their efforts going towards making skins and paid gamble events instead of getting rid of hackers, to the point that tournament players get hacks downloaded to their pc's during OFFICIAL TOURNAMENT through RCE exploit, and they never addressed if it's safe to play afterwards, instead they release another gambling event.
Until people stop giving them money, this problem will never go away, just goes to show you (yet again) that live service videogames nowadays are nothing but money grab

Tfw battlepass and shop are more polished than the game itself.

First game i ever played that has beer that makes your character a nerd for 10 seconds, makes you dance to 90's vibes, literally teleport you to space, makes your ass explode and the one that makes you see horror beyond your comprehension

Oh, and you shoot bugs too i guess
10/10, it's that hidden gem in the videogame industry rn

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10 TF2 references out of 10

I recently got back into the game and i feel like i came back "In the wrong place at the wrong time"

I was enjoying this game for quite a while but it gets boring faaast, considering how hard it is to find players sometimes.
I came back right when they had introduced the cross play with EGS, i hoped that i might finally play with my friends, but several weeks it was just a horrible mess. Crashes, server lags, etc. I feel like they haven't even tested this entire system before rolling it out .They were trying to get some new players into the game, but it seems like entire situation, instead, just made people leave the game for good.

Also i strongly disagree with their content/update delivery, which is another point why people not enjoying this game anymore, introducing DLC content is not a horrible thing for me, horrible thing is the price of em, and i believe everyone will agree that Tripwire's entire update plan is mostly a money laundry, making free weapons look like reskins of existing ones, that's a shame, real shame.

Game is alright, a lot of different cute animal breeds to choose from, as well as cosmetics that are easily obtainable. Game mechanics are pretty simple, but rolls are "easy to learn - hard to master". Artstyle really pleases the eye, minimalistic style is not distracting. Tho game can be frustrating sometimes, hoards of bots for example, sometimes they just driving me crazy.
It's REALLY fun with whole squad of friends.
Also community, it's pretty wholesome and friendly, you less likely face some toxic kid playing the game, if you ever see one that is.
So yeah, if you wanna chill and waste some time with friends - this game is an option, really looking forward for the game's release, devs are constantly updating the game, adding new things + events, I'd like to see more stuff like this in the future.

Funny how they just took an entire property and made it a completely new game that is just basically a freaking MESS. There's just so many mixed concepts that you don't even know what game are you playing, a shooter or some sort of freaking RPG with guns, it's just has such a premise of EVERYTHING stuck into this one freaking closet.
Game is locked behind a paywall, even bigger than Trump's wall, interface is a mess, some gamemodes as well.
Newbies gonna have a hard time understanding what's going on.

This game is basically a trash bag filled with all sorts of garbage, but labeled "COUNTER STRIKE" so people take a glance at it before realising that it's just a trash bag. I'm honestly surprised how much content can Gold Source handle considering HOW MUCH OF GARBAGE THIS GAME HAS IN IT basically milking this old cow to it's last days. Except it's 2020 already...

It's fun with friends, but that's it, this game can be fun ONLY if Jason is a newbie, otherwise there's little to no ways for you to escape because this game is too reliant on teamwork, coordination and luck, so good luck getting by with people who either have no idea what to do, hackers, trolls and other idiots who will make you frustrated.
I found a lot of great people through this game, and only they made this game bearable to play, because balance, mechanics and all other things like bugs and glitches will find a way to screw with you, both as counselours and Jason.

Oh, damn, i forgot that i have this thing in my library lol.
So... eh... yeah, most boring trash i ever played so far, even more boring than payday 2 after 1000+ hrs, like seriously...
Devs understood that the game is crаp so they just left it to rot... Good riddance lol
2 ERROR: bank_approaching_vault3_brit's out of 10 stale british gags, never touching this again
P.S i didn't buy it, one dumbass gifted me this, looks like he wanted me to die of boredom, he almost succeeded.


What a savage review lol