Recent reviews by i hate apex

"I'm making my own poker; with blackjacks and hookers!" - Localthunk

you shoot, you run, you wall-run, you dash, you wall-bounce, you b-hop, you slide-hop, you grapple, you tap-strafe. i like moving, i like shooting.

everyone screams in your ear and you don't even understand where did you got shot from, 10/10 would recommend

It's an incredible homage to the new fps classics while being something on it's own, every FPS fan should give it a try and have a blast running around.

its 2022 yet here we are experiencing endlag, stacked inputs, ♥♥♥♥♥♥ port, 60-fps lock, underwhelming world-design and quantity over quality open world yet people acting like this is a masterpiece shows how low we stoop

Dark Souls II is a cacophony of ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ideas, disgusting enemy placement, overly boring and stretched out boss fights, poorly thought areas, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of a game engine and ENOURMOUSLY, and I kid you not, STUPID PLAYER CONTROL and endlag it suffers from it, yet, it somehow plays out a-ok, and has an endearing charm to itself which make you to plow through it in one way or other. To be able to enjoy this game properly; one must strip her/himself out of any hope and expectation and embrace the weird journey it provides.

Incredible journey of a game; every human needs to experience this.

343, go rot in a ditch

Stop having a cook-out on the server room

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