Recent reviews by JabbingJab

Really fun with friends. Don't forget to slap for good luck. I just like drilling into the rocks. It reminds me of dysfunctional relationship between corporation and individuals. However, this game need more mommy milkers.

I enjoy getting my cheeks getting clapped by bugs and broken AIs. All in all, the plot, even though it feels very driven towards one direction despite the illusion of "choices" is enjoyable and the side quests are great. I also got to smash Panam so hard we could hear her ripperdoc scream from the next town over. Ah, Night City, never change (except for the bugs, please fix).

You can destroy other people in this game and look cute doing it. It's a fun game especially with friends. Just delete the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ soccer goal mode.

Edit: Literally same as past review but better skins now.

It's decent. Esp with friends. LUL

When I was like 7 I had an aunt who had balance issue so she had to live on the first floor of the house she was in because if she took the stairs she had a high risk of losing balance and falling down. so I remember one night my aunt was babysitting me and she went up the stairs to get something and on her way back down she fell. she was lucky her arm broke the fall so out of frustration she took a bunch of nails and scattered them across the bottom of the steps. she said she was doing this because the fear of falling would force her to balance better and she went up the stairs. she look down and got a bit woozy and she was about to lose her balance and fall but immediately grabbed the hand rail. I told her it looked really dangerous but she tried to do it again. her second attempt was going well until the third step where she spun around and had nothing to grab onto. she fell head first onto the nails on the ground, impaling her skin in multiple location and she lost conscious. she was taken to the hospital. that was the last time I saw someone ♥♥♥♥ up so bad until I saw Steam not consider this game the best game of 2018.

Can you feel guilty for shooting a demon from Hell? Wouldn't that be a one way ticket to heaven to cleanse hell of demons? These questions can be answered by eating ice cream and playing this game. Be sure to flick your nipples every once in a while to remind yourself that it's good to be alive.

Beautiful game with high replayability value. It's so fun to change around the functions, and if you're looking for more challenge, max out all your limiters. The soundtrack is amazing too, it's like listening to cotton have sex with jello. If I was deaf and got struck by a lightning and gained my hearing again, the Transistor's soundtrack would be the first thing I'd listen to.

Shoot zombies. Survive with a group of three other people. Change diapers often. Get wrecked by Tanks. This game is awesome. :)

This Batman game includes the Joker, Harlequin, Poison Ivy, and a lot more villians. This is a must have and the plot and storyline is extremely fun and immersive as well as AWESOME.

It's a great addicting game that will make you want to play over and over until you beat it. Or beat off. Whichever comes first. :3