I am the largest, most intimidating, most muscular man on earth by far. Hoes by the dozen want me, but my only relationship is with the Lord, with my partner, and my preworkout. My pronouns are muscle messiah / ripped jesus. Height: Inconceivable . Weight: Immeasurable . BMI: Extraordinary . Length: So big, I gotta throw it over my shoulder when I'm taking a dump . Bench PR: Your mom . I can bench an entire continental shelf. I can crush bones with my biceps. I can curl a whole oak log. My triceps are carved by Zeus, and my calves are sculpted by Jupiter. Watch me. (Taken )