You miserable presumptious no talent. You’re no artist. An artist respects the silence, it serves the foundation of creativity. You obviously don’t have the talent. You don’t have enough respect for yourself or other people, or know what it means to respect yourself. Many such cases

One time this guy flew to Porto, Portugal to record a one-man performance of an altercation that took place on the longest running chat show in the world, from the early 2000s. He filmed it inside a disused train tunnel infront of tourists and passers-by. What a man.

Just ordered a second load of quality potatoes from this guy, straight from the PEI, red soil I hear. +Rep

This person sold me a 40ft trailer load of potatoes with the cunning slogan "The spuds are big on the back of Bud's rig" And for once, I am not disappointed +Rep

This person fooled me into buying 37,308kg of sand from the beaches of Liechtenstein. To my dismay I later learned that Liechtenstein is a landlocked country...
NOT impressed.

This person traded me some FAULTY EGGS. They were all yolk and no white :(