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Wow.. just.. wow. I am one of the many to say that Pony World 2 has to be the greatest first person shooter of our generation. Never have I ever seen a more accurate representation of the Syrian civil war in my life. Kudos to Paul for capturing that real war-like feel especially with there being no volume button or options menu to be seen at all. I simply cannot get over how realistic this game is. If you are interested in learning about the Syrian Civil War I highly recommend you play this game as I have learnt so much in the very little time I have played. If you have PTSD or are the faint of heart however I will advise you not to play this given the realism. So screw COD, Rainbow Six Siege or any of that other bull crap because Pony World 2 makes these games look like the dump I just took in my toilet, infact its initials are G.K and it certainly does deliver that with it's multi-player. The multi-player consists of so many game modes like Pony World 2 Battle Royale which is obviously how it sounds and when you win you get a Pony World 2 victorious royale. This game, actually i'm sorry I mean this WORK OF ART in so many ways has changed my life. The amazing graphics, the outstanding storyline, the characters you get so emotionally attached too, the list goes on. I was so lonely, miserable and fat. I used to wake up every morning and feel like I had no purpose in life until I discovered this masterpeice, and when I found it, I played for hours on end and fell in love with the majestic animals. Seriously it's a game where you can be an animal and by the way the huge selection of animals, boy don't get me started and battle other animals. I've played this game long enough to realize its glory. I don't wanna brag but i'm an ace driver, not because I think i'm a pro or anything but because I'm practically the Lewis Hamilton of Pony World 2. I also fell in love with the magical map. c'mon I mean fighting animals in the clouds, you can not tell me that is not the best thing you've ever heard in your life. Also the amazing graphics, honestly I couldn't tell the difference between real life and Pony World 2. It has the best storyline I have ever seen in any video game ever. I actually cried when spoiler alert There are also movies you unlock when you obtain a certain amount of points too. God I love those movies, about half of my time playing was watching those movies, I watch them everyday and pray to the god himself Paul Bird. Thank you so much Paul for this amazing game 4/4 worth every dollar x1000. And also a famous poem from the almighty Paul Bird himself:

"On the island of Zig-Zag-Zog, in the sea of Ooberdeedoo,
Are some amazing creatures, that you would never see in a zoo!
They walk upright on two legs, like some kind of aliens from Mars,
But the strangest thing, (you would not believe!) is that these animals are driving cars!

A Cat that meows, a dog that barks, they are the strangest beasts,
But that's not the strangest thing, my dear, they're standing on their two feets!
How did this happen? (I ask you!) How did these things evolve?
I'm determined to find out, you know, with all of my resolve!

Some say it was a meteorite, that gave them super powers,
Some say it was the weather, some say it was magic flowers.
Some say they simply did evolve, like apes evolved to men,
Some say it was the Man Upstairs who gave new life to them.

All I know is that they're here! I've seen them with my eyes,
I've seen their island, and their homes from my helicopter in the skys.
I've seen them race around all day in a racetrack made from stone.
I wish more people could see this. But I'm the only one.

So I brought them here to Europe. They've signed on the dotted line,
Now people pay to see them race, and the money is all mine!
You see there's something more amazing than animals in cars,
And that's the magic of contract law and drinking in bars." - Paul Bird after he wrote The Holy Bible.

you will not find a better vr game than this

senator armstrong is my favorite antagonist

this game CHANGED MY LIFE!!!

one singular ♥♥♥♥♥♥ spongebob zombie map literally could be 20 gigabytes for no reason

you're not a real gamer if you didn't have trouble finding majima for the first time

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32.4 hrs on record (13.7 hrs at review time)
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POSTED: 23 NOVEMBER, 2022
this game is fun with friends but its scary af but its good

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YUME. YUME. YUME. YUME.

I LOVE RNG BASED MINIGAMES!!!

the first judgment alone is already better than most RGG games. so making a sequel with almost every aspect drastically improved (combat, ost, graphics, etc.), it easily becomes the best RGG game ever made.
(♥♥♥♥ the qtes tho)