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88.9 hrs on record (88.4 hrs at review time)
cool game, but my friend's infatuation and interest in getting it on with the monster, kinda scary. Send help 10/10 game
Reviewer's PC Specs:
Windows 10
Intel(R) Core(TM) i5-9600K CPU @ 3.70GHz - RAM: 16 GB
NVIDIA GeForce GTX 1050 Ti - VRAM: 4 GB
Posted July 15.
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1 person found this review helpful
149.8 hrs on record (101.6 hrs at review time)
You're a sick ♥♥♥♥ if you play this without glee, joy, whimsy, and Lesley gore hits.
Reviewer's PC Specs:
Windows 10
Intel(R) Core(TM) i5-9600K CPU @ 3.70GHz - RAM: 16 GB
NVIDIA GeForce GTX 1050 Ti - VRAM: 4 GB
Posted July 15.
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1 person found this review helpful
792.3 hrs on record (792.1 hrs at review time)
loved the game ever since i was a little ipad midget and had no idea what steam was. This is a staple to any steam collection and any person who loves survival games. Amazing art style, fun collabs and seasonal events. Amazing lore and builds upon the original. Would recommend and hope this game continues updates after elsewhere.
Reviewer's PC Specs:
Windows 10
Intel(R) Core(TM) i5-9600K CPU @ 3.70GHz - RAM: 16 GB
NVIDIA GeForce GTX 1050 Ti - VRAM: 4 GB
Posted July 15.
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556.0 hrs on record (398.1 hrs at review time)
"Please, these gays. . . they're trying to murder me!" - The Coolidge
Can't wait for more gays :D
Reviewer's PC Specs:
Windows 10
Intel(R) Core(TM) i5-9600K CPU @ 3.70GHz - RAM: 16 GB
NVIDIA GeForce GTX 1050 Ti - VRAM: 4 GB
Posted June 16.
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7 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
224.2 hrs on record (154.1 hrs at review time)
I loved this game from the Ipad i stole from the little European kid back in the airports of new jersey. I may not like what EA does to molest me out of my money by grooming me with nostalgia of old games that ♥♥♥♥ their selves on modern technology. But i still love ZUMA and all the balls that circle around me from white ones to black ones all the balls I love <3, thank you Zuma for making me the special little homosexual that I would never be if I wasn't so exposed to colored balls reflecting from my -20/20 vision impaired glasses.
Reviewer's PC Specs:
Windows 10
Intel(R) Core(TM) i5-9600K CPU @ 3.70GHz - RAM: 16 GB
NVIDIA GeForce GTX 1050 Ti - VRAM: 4 GB
Posted June 16.
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4 people found this review funny
392.8 hrs on record (369.7 hrs at review time)
If I ever wanted to get cucked and a gonadectomy, I'd play this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of a shameful addition to steam, I can excuse the hot dudes and gay little twinks but I have to put my foot down seeing oversexualized women and picking favorites for the same chuds with no fair representation of slutty men. This game use to mean something but now its all sex and guns with no substance, decent lore with no explanations and has lived past it's glory days that I'd love to larp. character interactions are as sterile as my Vaginoplasty and Metoidioplasty, characters get to say the most corniest junk and have no people calling them out, and it just feels so awkward sometimes. If i wanted to see gay character then give me my damn twink genji in shibari and my trans moira lore with nice structure to their story and not just massive tits. Give me my unattractive sewer dwellers back. On a positive note while small the story has been improving but only to the bare minimum and only after vendetta killed doomfist on black history month.
Reviewer's PC Specs:
Windows 10
Intel(R) Core(TM) i5-9600K CPU @ 3.70GHz - RAM: 16 GB
NVIDIA GeForce GTX 1050 Ti - VRAM: 4 GB
Posted June 16. Last edited June 16.
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2 people found this review helpful
2,191.0 hrs on record (2,141.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
i felt sexually harassed and phantom pregnant, if i was a minor id be groomed the moment i joined a public world
Posted September 24, 2025.
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213.9 hrs on record (27.8 hrs at review time)
ADDICT, I CAN QUIT WHENEVER I WANT, but why should I.
Posted May 28, 2025.
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