Carrot Slap
Nimmy Jewtron


Talhah.w (Dead): suk ur nan

*DEAD* Sirbun : I hope you get raped by a pack of pakistanis you ♥♥♥♥ topicz

Loca - "800x600 with mouse excel is godlike mate"

Massive - "Suck Farpy"

Sharpy - "Walk into the club, like what up I got a water glock"

Cr€€p‎ [DEAD]: smg god

[ALL] Ⓨ zitai‎: full prem of gaylords

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Sometimes whenever I eat M&Ms, I like to hold two M&Ms in between my fingers and squeeze as hard as I can until one M&M cracks, I eat the cracked one, and the that didn't crack becomes the champion. Then I grab another M&M and force it to compete with the champion in this deadly game of M&M gladiators. I do this until I run out of M&Ms and when there is only one M&M left standing, I send a letter to M&Ms brand with the champion M&M in it with a note attached that reads: "please use this M&M for breeding purposes."