'Jake'
Look at me, hands in the air like it's good to be.   Phoenix, Arizona, United States
 
 
Well helllooooooo there! My name is Jake and I love games, hardcore parkour, lesbian seagulls, and cheese. Want to play something? Let me know!
Thank you for all the gifts everyone! I love you!


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Processor:        Intel(R) Core(TM) i7-4790K CPU @ 4.00GHz
Video Card:       Radeon HD 7850 2gb
Memory:            8gb G.SKILL Ripjaws X
Cooler: Enermax ETS-T40-TB

LoL:                   Jakeeeee
Battletag:           Sklurm#1958
GuildWars 2:      Sklurm.2537
GTA5 Online:      http://rsg.ms/2030ebf

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Most of you probably arent going to read this...
but next week I turn 46, and I want to become a walrus. I know there is a million people out there just like me, but I promise you Im different. On December 14th, I'm moving to Antarctica home of the greatest walruses. I've already cut off my arms, and now slide on my stomach everywhere I go as training. I may not be a walrus yet, but I promise you if you give me a chance and the support I need I will become the greatest walrus ever!

Million rupee quotes ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

JS16: you underestimated how much we know each others equipment

Bodhisattva: i dont care i want it
Bodhisattva: inside of me

Bodhisattva: i dont not like you
Bodhisattva: you whore

smahama: you dont wanna ride me??
smahama: thats rude

Big Pete's House of Munch: i was trying to aim for a patch of grass or something to give myself some kind of traction

lazie: yea im working on sleeping jobs

AshleyF: lol ur sooo god

Krypt | Banksie: this should be fun with my stick

Timbo: would you eat a pizza out of that??

Ameryn: it was good for my back
Ameryn: nice and hard

Jake The Jew: im actually used to the balls

Recent Activity

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kotol skinsjar.com Apr 18 @ 8:40pm 
good luck on being the greatest walrus ever
MarvelousMax Apr 1 @ 3:58pm 
I'm glad youve been looking into your crippling autism a bit more lately, hope that game can help you out!
Yahshua Feb 25 @ 3:57pm 
No Jake
Ryan24 Dec 30, 2016 @ 9:47am 
Congrats SG winner! You won!
MarvelousMax Oct 23, 2016 @ 8:03am 
I wish that you were more like that jacob, aborted.
srus im buzzin radars Oct 19, 2016 @ 6:13pm 
Have you ever had a dream that you, um, you had, your, you, you could, you’ll do, you, you wants, you, you could do so, you , you’ll do, you could, you, you want, you want them, to do you so much, you could do anything?