Look at me, hands in the air like it's good to be.   Phoenix, Arizona, United States
Well helllooooooo there! My name is Jake and I love games, hardcore parkour, lesbian seagulls, and cheese. Want to play something? Let me know!
Thank you for all the gifts everyone! I love you!

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CPU: Intel(R) Core(TM) i7-4790K CPU @ 4.00GHz
GPU: EVGA GeForce GTX 950 2GB [www.amazon.com] Radeon HD 7850 2GB
Mem: 8gb G.SKILL Ripjaws X
Mobo: Asus Z97-A
Mouse: Logitech G5
Keyboard: Saitek Eclipse
Cooler: Enermax ETS-T40-TB

LoL:                   Jakeeeee
Battletag:           Sklurm#1958
GuildWars 2:      Sklurm.2537
GTA5 Online:      http://rsg.ms/2030ebf

now with 100% more shennanninnigans
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Most of you probably arent going to read this...
but next week I turn 46, and I want to become a walrus. I know there is a million people out there just like me, but I promise you Im different. On December 14th, I'm moving to Antarctica home of the greatest walruses. I've already cut off my arms, and now slide on my stomach everywhere I go as training. I may not be a walrus yet, but I promise you if you give me a chance and the support I need I will become the greatest walrus ever!

Million rupee quotes ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

JS16: you underestimated how much we know each others equipment

Bodhisattva: i dont care i want it
Bodhisattva: inside of me

Bodhisattva: i dont not like you
Bodhisattva: you whore

smahama: you dont wanna ride me??
smahama: thats rude

Big Pete's House of Munch: i was trying to aim for a patch of grass or something to give myself some kind of traction

lazie: yea im working on sleeping jobs

AshleyF: lol ur sooo god

Krypt | Banksie: this should be fun with my stick

Timbo: would you eat a pizza out of that??

Ameryn: it was good for my back
Ameryn: nice and hard

Jake The Jew: im actually used to the balls
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Recent Activity

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JS16 Nov 12 @ 1:26pm 
I sexually Identify as a Gabe Newell. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of filling my wallet by dropping Steam Sales onto 12 000 games at once. People say to me that a person being a Newell is impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I have 10 computers worth over 10k each in order to drop new Steam Sales every few days. From now on I want you guys to call me "Gabe" and respect my right to get rich fast and discount needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a profitophobe and need to check your wallet. Thank you for being so understanding.
ambidot Oct 31 @ 2:39am 
an unplayably buggy mess better than the best game ever made? no.
SNAIL DOWN! Aug 31 @ 8:19pm 
moppelmurks*idle Aug 28 @ 12:49pm 
im back from absence want top deliver sg win ^^
EFEX92 #2ez4rb Jul 28 @ 12:55pm 
Hey check the post on SG in 10 mins will post the link over there.
YAHUSHUA Jul 7 @ 3:04pm 
How do you Empyrion?