'Jake'
Scraping for cheese in a maze made to lose.   Phoenix, Arizona, United States
 
 
Well helllooooooo there! My name is :shit:Jake:shit: and I love games, hardcore parkour, lesbian seagulls, and cheese. Want to play something? Let me know!
Thank you for all the gifts everyone! I love you!


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CPU: Intel(R) Core(TM) i7-4790K CPU @ 4.00GHz
GPU: EVGA GeForce RTX 2070 8GB [www.amazon.com] | EVGA GeForce GTX 950 2GB | Radeon HD 7850 2GB
Mem: 24gb G.SKILL Ripjaws X
Mobo: Asus Z97-A
PSU: Rosewill Xtreme 850w
Mouse: Razer Death Adder Logitech G5
Keyboard: Blackbird MP810 LightStrike Blues Saitek Eclipse
Cooler: Enermax ETS-T40-TB
Speakers: Logitech Z313 50W
Headphones: Astro A50 Blue PC/PS4

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Most of you probably arent going to read this...
but next week I turn 66, and I want to become a walrus. I know there are a million people out there just like me, but I promise you I'm different. On December 14th, I'm moving to Antarctica, home of the greatest walruses. I've already cut off my arms, and now slide on my stomach everywhere I go as training. I may not be a walrus yet, but I promise you if you give me a chance and the support I need I will become the greatest walrus ever!

Million rupee quotes ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

JS16: you underestimated how much we know each others equipment

Bodhisattva: i dont care i want it
Bodhisattva: inside of me

Bodhisattva: i dont not like you
Bodhisattva: you ♥♥♥♥♥

cheekiyaya: What is fap?

smahama: you dont wanna ride me??
smahama: thats rude

Big Pete's House of Munch: i was trying to aim for a patch of grass or something to give myself some kind of traction

MarvelousMax: so if i press in one im deeper in

lazie: yea im working on sleeping jobs

AshleyF: lol ur sooo god

Krypt | Banksie: this should be fun with my stick

Timbo: would you eat a pizza out of that??

Ameryn: it was good for my back
Ameryn: nice and hard

Jake The Jew: im actually used to the balls

Shucks: that's like saying what would you choose? your wife or an ant
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Recent Activity

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VladmirLR Sep 26 @ 1:41pm 
Hi. You finish Escape Simulator main campain maps? I ask you because i'm looking for play those
maps
spacejumper May 21 @ 7:16pm 
damn 4k games xD still goin hard i see
kikuchiro May 8 @ 2:12pm 
Hi there! Kikuchiro from SG. Please accept my request!
Lan's Suite Life on Deck Apr 29 @ 6:37pm 
adding you to check if you have the dlc
Cody Apr 20 @ 3:54pm 
Who is Wilkens and what mystical wardrobe do you speak of?
Cody May 28, 2021 @ 9:05pm 
have you see my brain slug?