I Zip Tied My Dick To A Brick
Brad   Victoria, Australia
 
 
"you wanna know how to tell if im good at something?' - brad
"how?" - Christian
"i'll ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tell you about it!" -Brad 4/04/21 8:30pm

"When i nutted the first time i had a panic attack" - Angus

" I wear this shirt for that one day a hot chick kicks down my door and says you like Pat Cummins too!?!?, and then we ♥♥♥♥." - Christian Thomas Sorace 21:15 28/12/19


"♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love roof racks" my boss 25/10/19 3:07pm

"you know your go to porn video" Angus 16/7/19

"Unless Germany Goes third times the charm we will be fine" Raj 11/7/19 8:11pm

"i'm going to walk up to a girl and say its mating season then unzip right there" Christian 10/07/19 1:30pm

"im exited to get a girl pregnant" angus 11/5/19 8:11pm

"My ideal date would be an hour of physics homework, some battlefield and CSGO followed by some gentle, respectful lovemaking" - Christian 14/05/201

"i hope you choke on your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dinner" christian 8/4/19 7:56pm

"She looked like she was about to hit menopause right that second" raj
13/3/19 8:46pm

"my nipples look like milk duds!" alex 17/1/19 10:21pm

"i'm going to commit a terror attack... i wanna be on TV" Christian 3/12/2018 7:54pm

"keep moaning and i'll whip my ♥♥♥♥ out"
Cod-Y 3/07/2018 1:24pm

"Your a Suck-O-Poo Jesus!" Raj 28/11/2018 9:32pm

"OH BOY! OVER THE HEDGE IS ON NETFLIX" raj 4/12/2018 9:29pm

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Diztymewntu Apr 15 @ 2:08pm 
+rep, add me pls
WideZeal Dec 29, 2022 @ 3:30am 
+ Rep

Very hot thighs
Fives Dec 29, 2022 @ 3:19am 
no
Cdenyl Jan 3, 2018 @ 4:33pm 
f1st my s1ster ill f1st your dad
tete Jul 10, 2016 @ 8:39pm 
Lol who the ♥♥♥♥ are you? ;) ily tho <3