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47.8 hrs on record (36.4 hrs at review time)
Thank you Sony for ruining a potential game of the year, absolute bafoons

Edit: you saved the game absolute legends
Posted May 5. Last edited May 5.
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483.0 hrs on record (224.3 hrs at review time)
@edmundmcmillen You lovely sun of a B*tch
You made a sh*t of masterpiece with your pretty good Issac it’s f**King great this wonderful game I will become donate my money I hope you will in your next time a man on a beautiful farm you godsent
Posted July 27, 2021.
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212.0 hrs on record (28.9 hrs at review time)
I have to say i just started playing this game a week ago.
while i do get that a lot of people thought it got boring quickly i'm surprised how well this game was designed and made.

if you're looking for an action-intensive game this game might not be for you unless you play in arena's.
but if you're looking for a laid-back adventure game you can experience with your friends, then this might be the perfect game for you.
it has stories built into it, sidequests you can keep on doing without it getting boring, no pay2win, and monthly updates.

conclusion / tl;dr:
out of all the games i've bought this year i must say that this might've been the best way i spent my money.
okay alone, insane with friends.

(i don't recommend buying pets tho, they're pretty underwhelming)
Posted November 26, 2020.
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311.1 hrs on record (273.3 hrs at review time)
Wakes up naked, saw a guy chopping wood, walked to him, he was really friendly so we decided to team up.
out of nowhere we slowly started to hear runescape's sea shanty 2, we both turned around to the water just to see 2 people in a boat with ak's.

we cried to eachother, telling eachother how much we loved eachother before we died.

10/10
Posted July 2, 2020.
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449.3 hrs on record (440.9 hrs at review time)
this game is barely about playing it, it's more of a "i have to flex because i have expensive items" kind of game.

oh and there's a ball.
Posted July 2, 2020.
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178.9 hrs on record (176.5 hrs at review time)
i'm afraid this game released my inner mass-murderer.
but to all seriousness.

this game started of great in 2013, i enjoyed it immediately as i was robbing some standard banks.
later on the run it kept getting more paid DLC's which kinda ruined the fun for me, but i bought them anyways as i was kind of a fan of this game.

you'd think that a game about mass-killing cops or doing everything stealthy wouldn't be relaxing but it really is.
the feeling of completing one of the harder stealth missions for the first time is just immeasurable.

i'd give this game a 8/10.
Posted July 2, 2020.
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16.7 hrs on record (7.6 hrs at review time)
I'd pay 120 euros for a DLC in which you can kill Ava
Posted April 26, 2020.
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10.7 hrs on record (9.9 hrs at review time)
YES
Posted July 4, 2019.
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119.5 hrs on record (102.3 hrs at review time)
probably one of the more enjoyable games i've played
Posted November 23, 2018.
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35.3 hrs on record (22.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I played this for only 22.3 hours, but it keeps blowing my mind whenever i play it. it's just too gorgeous i could use it as a screensaver
Posted November 26, 2017.
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