The Living Failure
Mexican Moe
If I were a police officer I’d handcuff someone, take them to the cop car and lock both of us inside, then I'd make them watch me shoot myself in the head like it's their fault.
If I were a police officer I’d handcuff someone, take them to the cop car and lock both of us inside, then I'd make them watch me shoot myself in the head like it's their fault.
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This is a top 3 game of all time for me but I am gonna be so real here I wanted to kill myself the entire time while playing it. Never in my life have I played a game where the devs go out of their way to make it crystal clear that they hate you, your family, your pets, everything about YOU! I would rather suppository an entire dinner plate straight up my rectum then play this game for another godforsaken minute. This is an absolute perfect game in a sense that they wanted you to feel like a helpless slack jawed knuckle dragger the entire game. The absolute worst hitboxes in any game ever, the absolute worst game mechanics in any game ever, and the absolute worst jank in any game ever. This game is an absolute must play because of how much it sucks. This is a game for masochists or cucks, this game is like being cheated on by a partner of 10 years and still saying you love them and want to be with them. Dark Souls 2 is a hostile experience. This game doesn't respect you or value the time you put in it, this game doesn't reward you at all through your entire play through and spits in your face if you want to have fun.
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12.2 hrs on record
last played on Apr 10
37 hrs on record
last played on Apr 10
8.3 hrs on record
last played on Apr 9
Promethium Mar 6 @ 1:32pm 
triple t slimed my hb
Carbon4 Dec 18, 2025 @ 8:13pm 
You're just a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ soda male
Promethium Nov 23, 2025 @ 4:17pm 
garten of banban
Promethium Aug 19, 2025 @ 12:50pm 
this guy sold me fent but i aint gonna lie that ♥♥♥♥ was good af 10/10
Stupid Burping Rat Aug 8, 2025 @ 2:14pm 
YEAH
The Living Failure Aug 8, 2025 @ 7:39am 
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