прими го трейд

if you assume the average measurement of a human male is 12" front to back, you could create a continuous ring of men having butt sex that circumnavigates the globe 30 times. of course we'd need a lot of life vests to cross the oceans, but i think it's doable

03:00: wake up

03:01: begin jacking off (increases testosterone)

03:02: nut

03:03: eat your nut (don't waste protein)

03:05: workout, 25x25 bicep curls - snort cocaine between reps for energy

04:00: ten mile run naked (cold boosts endurance)

06:00: hot shower to raise core temperature

07:00: start day trading penny stocks and crypto

12:00: jack off again to keep testosterone levels high

12:02: eat your nut, doubles as lunch to prevent interruption of grind

12:05: resume day trading, ignore calls from your wife (women have lower average net worth)

05:00: dinner, protein shake (add nut to taste)

05:05: another 10 mile run, wearing four layers of clothing for extra weight

06:00: wait until voices stop, then another 25x25 bicep curls to cool down

07:00: sleeping pills, pass out in pool of own piss (toilets are a waste of time)

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my pentium laptop cant run multiplayer games if it does then it blows up and sends me korean protitutes to ♥♥♥ me dikhole and queef on my blue tongue lizard until i lick its ♥♥♥♥ up then pass out on the train station and twiddle my ♥♥♥ to japanese hentai

bidoof? more like bidonk