"Side Note, message in a bottol: Jimby Aristokratoris Rex Aka 'last kool kids klub member on the internet' is survived by an artificial AI version of himself, trained on his hundreds of hours of streams and content, which carries on his legacy, since the flesh is weak and no mortal was ever capable of fully taking over his title. While this Artificial version of jimbo is still in its early stages, the Sweetie Squad army Jim left behind seems lukewarm and divided on weather or not this artificial weatherman is capable of truly succeeding the dead King of assblasting's title."

Not gonna lie, radiation poisoning would be hilarious end when it comes to writing the history books, not so much for Jim himself.

"Here lies Jimbo Medicare, wasted by Polonium Putin. Despite the best efforts by resident medical expert with a doctorate in Hula Dancing, Jim passed away on May of 2024. He is survived by his waifu, his biggest fan Schizo-Mersh and his Skeleton on a Wheelchair and other Halloween decorations. RIP in RIP".

https://new.nsf.gov/news/researchers-engineer-tiny-shape-changing-machines

*clamp clamp, tssssss beeeeeeeep* "Your daily tard juice has been administered, you are now pacified"

https://wikispooks.com/wiki/Nanotechnology

A FOIA for biotech that won't be disclosed until it's obsolete... or come back with 130 pages of nothing like coofcoofr3tardjuice shots. Blood extraction and examination in light protection conditions if you want to see the nanogarbage turning him into a Nurgle disciple. ♥♥♥♥-tech that rots under the puryfing light of the Sun.

Hula gorl go save him quick, get him the tests and paperwork