🛠️👷‍♂️🔥HAPPY LABOR DAY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥🔥👷‍♀️🛠️! The only thing getting WORKED HARDER 💦💦 than you this holiday is America’s sweaty 🍑🍑 labor force 💪🏾🛠️, so get ready to celebrate 🍻😏! You better be prepared to clock in ⏰ and punch that timecard right in the 🍑🍑, because Big Boss Daddy 👔🍆 is coming to inspect your tight little workstation 😈🔍. Don’t forget to spread those legs 🍗 like you’re on your lunch break 🥪🍔 and handle that hot, throbbing drill 🍆🔧💦.

Send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your hardest-working sluts 😈🍑 to clock in 🕒 for a day of dirty labor 💦👅. If you get 5️⃣ back, you’re getting a juicy raise 💰💵 from Big Boss Daddy 🍆💦. If you get 🔟 back, expect to get worked 🥵 overtime 🕒🕙 with some extra benefits 🤑🍑. And if you get 1️⃣5️⃣ back, you’re getting promoted 🏆👑 to Boss ♥♥♥♥♥ status and can handle the biggest 🥒 tool in the workshop 😈🔨💦.

HAVE A HARD 💦💦 LABOR DAY, you nasty workaholic hoes 🛠️👅💦! 🥵🍆🍑💪🏽

HAPPY ST. PATRICKS DAY HOES!!🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀 on this day in history we remember our ST PADDY DADDY!!💚💚💚💚💦💦 this means it is time to 👅👅lick some lucky LEPRECHAUN 💩♥♥♥♥♥♥♥💩!!! 😘you better wear some green so you dont get PINCHED👌👌 on the 😜♥♥♥♥♥ today! 💃🍆💦Send this to 15 of your sluttiest shamrock ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ or you wont get any GREEN ♥♥♥♥ 💚🍆💚🍀tonight😭😭 If you get 5 back youre a little cornbreah hoe😩😩 If you get 10 back youre st paddys princess👸👸 If you get 15 back st paddy daddy will give you his huge pot of gold tonight💰💰💰🍆💦💦👅👅

SIGNED-GUNNER

Signed by not Gunner

Hoping to get 🍀LUCKY🍀 this 🐢St. Patrick's Day?🍀? Want someone to rub you for luck🔮? ✳️Maybe put their🐍 shamrock🍀shake in your pot of gold?✳️ I sent this to you because🐸 you're🌵 one of my 🌳LUCKIEST 🌱 friends!!!!!!!!

Send this🔋 to TEN of 🈯️your SLUTTIEST LUCKY friends this📗 St. Patrick's Day🍏. You know,🍃 the ones 💚that are big sluts but✅are lucky enough 🐲not to catch an STD!!!!!!❇️ If you don't🌴 send 💹this ♻️around to 🐊10 friends you'll have BAD LUCK and contract❎ AIDS in the 🌲next 24 hours!😈 I BETTER get one 🌿back!🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀