Recent reviews by Syzyf Makola

Just buy the OG dying light 1

🌦️---{Graphics}---🌦️
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☑️ Paint.exe

☯---[Story]---☯
☐ It doesn't have
☐ Bad
☑️ Average
☐ Good
☐ Fantastic
☐ Make your own story
☐ Its multiplayer what did you expect

⚔️---{Gameplay}---⚔️
☑️ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It‘s just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Staring at walls is better
☐ Just don‘t

🎵---{Audio}---🎵
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☑️ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ Earrape

❤️---{Audience}---❤️
☐ Kids
☑️ Teens
☑️ Adults
☐ Humans

🖥️---{PC Requirements}---🖥️
☐ Check if you can run paint
☑️ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boiiiiii
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

☠️---{Difficulty}---☠️
☐ Just press ‚A‘
☐ Easy
☐ Significant brain usage
☑️Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

⚙️---{Grind}---⚙️
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks/cosmetics
☐ Isnt necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☑️ Too much grind
☐ You‘ll need a second life for grinding
☐ Microtransaction wow yeah NO THANKS/ Battle pass F.U to

۞---{Game Time}---۞
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☑️ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

💲---{Price}---💲
☐ It’s free!
☑️ Worth the price
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Wait for that SALE drop
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money
☐ Microtransactions for a good cause 😈

🐛---{Bugs}---🐛
☑️ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs
☐ Fallout 76

🗡️---{Playstyle}---🗡️
☐Almost never the same in any two people
☐Varies a little bit from person to person
☑️Weapon AND character classes
☐Weapon OR character classes
☐Creative AND Survival
☐Creative OR Survival
☐Melee AND Ranged
☐Melee OR Ranged

💲---{Micro-Transactions}---💲
☐EA
☐Mobile Game(Necessary if you don’t want to wait 15 weeks to construct a toaster)
☐”Premium” Currency AND Normal Currency
☐”Premium” Currency OR Normal Currency
☐Quick way to advance
☐Fortnite(Skins/Emotes/Etc)
☐Only to show off big time
☐Some DLC's
☑️None

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🌦️---{Graphics}---🌦️
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☑️ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ Paint.exe

☯---[Story]---☯
☑️ It doesn't have
☐ Bad
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Fantastic
☐ Make your own story
☐ Its multiplayer what did you expect

⚔️---{Gameplay}---⚔️
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It‘s just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Staring at walls is better
☐ Just don‘t

🎵---{Audio}---🎵
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☑️ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ Earrape

❤️---{Audience}---❤️
☐ Kids
☐ Teens
☐ Adults
☑️ Humans

🖥️---{PC Requirements}---🖥️
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐Potato
☑️ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boiiiiii
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

☠️---{Difficulty}---☠️
☐ Just press ‚A‘
☐ Easy
☐ Significant brain usage
☑️ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

⚙️---{Grind}---⚙️
☑️ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks/cosmetics
☐ Isnt necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You‘ll need a second life for grinding
☐ Microtransaction wow yeah NO THANKS/ Battle pass F.U to

۞---{Game Time}---۞
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑️ To infinity and beyond

💲---{Price}---💲
☐ It’s free!
☑️ Worth the price
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Wait for that SALE drop
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money
☐ Microtransactions for a good cause 😈

🐛---{Bugs}---🐛
☐ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☑️ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs <3
☐ Fallout 76

🗡️---{Playstyle}---🗡️
☑️Almost never the same in any two people
☐Varies a little bit from person to person
☐Weapon AND character classes
☐Weapon OR character classes
☐Creative AND Survival
☐Creative OR Survival
☐Melee AND Ranged
☐Melee OR Ranged

💲---{Micro-Transactions}---💲
☐EA
☐Mobile Game(Necessary if you don’t want to wait 15 weeks to construct a toaster)
☐”Premium” Currency AND Normal Currency
☐”Premium” Currency OR Normal Currency
☐Quick way to advance
☐Fortnite(Skins/Emotes/Etc)
☐Only to show off big time
☐Some DLC's
☑️None

(✧ω✧)---{?/10}---(✧ω✧)
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☑️10

🌦️---{Graphics}---🌦️
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☑️ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ Paint.exe

☯---[Story]---☯
☑️ It doesn't have
☐ Bad
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Fantastic
☐ Make your own story
☐ Its multiplayer what did you expect

⚔️---{Gameplay}---⚔️
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It‘s just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Staring at walls is better
☐ Just don‘t

🎵---{Audio}---🎵
☑️ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ Earrape

❤️---{Audience}---❤️
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Humans

🖥️---{PC Requirements}---🖥️
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑️ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boiiiiii
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

☠️---{Difficulty}---☠️
☐ Just press ‚A‘
☐ Easy
☑️ Significant brain usage
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

⚙️---{Grind}---⚙️
☑️ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks/cosmetics
☐ Isnt necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You‘ll need a second life for grinding
☐ Microtransaction wow yeah NO THANKS/ Battle pass F.U to

۞---{Game Time}---۞
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☑ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

💲---{Price}---💲
☐ It’s free!
☐ Worth the price
☐ If u have some spare money left
☑ Wait for that SALE drop
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money
☐ Microtransactions for a good cause 😈

🐛---{Bugs}---🐛
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs
☐ Fallout 76

🗡️---{Playstyle}---🗡️
☐Almost never the same in any two people
☑️Varies a little bit from person to person
☐Weapon AND character classes
☐Weapon OR character classes
☐Creative AND Survival
☐Creative OR Survival
☐Melee AND Ranged
☐Melee OR Ranged

💲---{Micro-Transactions}---💲
☐EA
☐Mobile Game(Necessary if you don’t want to wait 15 weeks to construct a toaster)
☐”Premium” Currency AND Normal Currency
☐”Premium” Currency OR Normal Currency
☐Quick way to advance
☐Fortnite(Skins/Emotes/Etc)
☐Only to show off big time
☐Some DLC's
☑️None

(✧ω✧)---{?/10}---(✧ω✧)
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☑️10

I have sinned. The ancestors were watching.

🌦️---{Graphics}---🌦️
☐ You forget what reality is
☑️ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ Paint.exe

☯---[Story]---☯
☐ It doesn't have
☐ Bad
☐ Average
☐ Good
☑️ Fantastic
☐ Make your own story
☐ Its multiplayer what did you expect

⚔️---{Gameplay}---⚔️
☐ Very good
☑️ Good
☐ It‘s just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Staring at walls is better
☐ Just don‘t

🎵---{Audio}---🎵
☑️ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ Earrape

❤️---{Audience}---❤️
☐ Kids
☑️ Teens
☑️ Adults
☐ Humans

🖥️---{PC Requirements}---🖥️
☑️ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boiiiiii
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

☠️---{Difficulty}---☠️
☐ Just press ‚A‘
☐ Easy
☑️ Significant brain usage
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

⚙️---{Grind}---⚙️
☑️ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks/cosmetics
☐ Isnt necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You‘ll need a second life for grinding
☐ Microtransaction wow yeah NO THANKS/ Battle pass F.U to

۞---{Game Time}---۞
☑️ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

💲---{Price}---💲
☑️ It’s free!
☐ Worth the price
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Wait for that SALE drop
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money
☐ Microtransactions for a good cause 😈

🐛---{Bugs}---🐛
☑️ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs
☐ Fallout 76

💲---{Micro-Transactions}---💲
☐EA
☐Mobile Game(Necessary if you don’t want to wait 15 weeks to construct a toaster)
☐”Premium” Currency AND Normal Currency
☐”Premium” Currency OR Normal Currency
☐Quick way to advance
☐Fortnite(Skins/Emotes/Etc)
☐Only to show off big time
☐Some DLC's
☑️None

(✧ω✧)---{?/10}---(✧ω✧)
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☐3
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☐5
☐6
☐7
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☑️10

Rest in peace good friend :(
Press F to pay respect:
F

They killed a really nice game :(

Press F to pay respect: F

🌦️---{Graphics}---🌦️
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☑️ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ Paint.exe

☯---[Story]---☯
☑️ It doesn't have
☐ Bad
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Fantastic
☐ Make your own story
☑️ Its multiplayer what did you expect

⚔️---{Gameplay}---⚔️
☐ Very good
☑️ Good
☐ It‘s just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Staring at walls is better
☐ Just don‘t

🎵---{Audio}---🎵
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☑️ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ Earrape

❤️---{Audience}---❤️
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Humans

🖥️---{PC Requirements}---🖥️
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boiiiiii
☑️ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

☠️---{Difficulty}---☠️
☐ Just press ‚A‘
☐ Easy
☐ Significant brain usage
☑️ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

⚙️---{Grind}---⚙️
☑️Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks/cosmetics
☐ Isnt necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You‘ll need a second life for grinding
☐ Microtransaction wow yeah NO THANKS/ Battle pass F.U to

۞---{Game Time}---۞
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑️ To infinity and beyond

💲---{Price}---💲
☐ It’s free!
☐ Worth the price
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Wait for that SALE drop
☑️ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money
☐ Microtransactions for a good cause 😈

🐛---{Bugs}---🐛
☐ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☑️ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs
☐ Fallout 76

💲---{Micro-Transactions}---💲
☐EA
☐Mobile Game(Necessary if you don’t want to wait 15 weeks to construct a toaster)
☐”Premium” Currency AND Normal Currency
☐”Premium” Currency OR Normal Currency
☐Quick way to advance
☑️Fortnite(Skins/Emotes/Etc)
☐Only to show off big time
☐Some DLC's
☐None

(✧ω✧)---{?/10}---(✧ω✧)
☐1
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☐3
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☐7
☐8
☐9
☐10

Gameplay: 9/10
Graphics: 4/10
Story: 10/10
Soundtrack: 10/10
Length: Long
Worth buying: Worth the price

🌦️---{Graphics}---🌦️
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☑️ Bad (because of the time)
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ Paint.exe

☯---[Story]---☯
☐ It doesn't have
☐ Bad
☐ Average
☐ Good
☑️ Fantastic
☐ Make your own story
☐ Its multiplayer what did you expect

⚔️---{Gameplay}---⚔️
☑️ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It‘s just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Staring at walls is better
☐ Just don‘t

🎵---{Audio}---🎵
☑️ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ Earrape

❤️---{Audience}---❤️
☐ Kids
☑️ Teens
☑️ Adults
☐ Humans

🖥️---{PC Requirements}---🖥️
☐ Check if you can run paint
☑️ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boiiiiii
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

☠️---{Difficulty}---☠️
☐ Just press ‚A‘
☐ Easy
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☑️ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

⚙️---{Grind}---⚙️
☑️ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks/cosmetics
☐ Isnt necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You‘ll need a second life for grinding
☐ Microtransaction wow yeah NO THANKS/ Battle pass F.U to

۞---{Game Time}---۞
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☑️ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

💲---{Price}---💲
☐ It’s free!
☑️ Worth the price
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Wait for that SALE drop
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money
☐ Microtransactions for a good cause 😈

🐛---{Bugs}---🐛
☐ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☑️ ARK: Survival Evolved (but you can install mods)
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs
☐ Fallout 76

🗡️---{Playstyle}---🗡️
☐Almost never the same in any two people
☑️Varies a little bit from person to person
☐Weapon AND character classes
☐Weapon OR character classes
☐Creative AND Survival
☐Creative OR Survival
☐Melee AND Ranged
☐Melee OR Ranged

💲---{Micro-Transactions}---💲
☐EA
☐Mobile Game(Necessary if you don’t want to wait 15 weeks to construct a toaster)
☐”Premium” Currency AND Normal Currency
☐”Premium” Currency OR Normal Currency
☐Quick way to advance
☐Fortnite(Skins/Emotes/Etc)
☐Only to show off big time
☐Some DLC's
☑️None

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☑️10

Degenerate simulator 2016 <3