Swinging my nards around like a helicopter blade

Well executed!

gift me nuclear option so we can play

Hawk tuah is literally the funniest thing to exist. Adding onto this, the Talk Tuah podcast has changed my life. After my divorce, I had nowhere to go. Upon hearing the words "Hawk tuah" through the lens of this podcast however, my life was transformed. I became an expert with rizz and became a level 1000 mafia boss. I got a congregation of concubines and immediately became chinese royalty in the year 1400 BC. In order to live forever in this state, I began microdosing mercury, cyanide, red 40, and Tan 5 in order to be invincible. As it stands, it has worked. I am sending this from the year 459 BC and have given the muslims of the northwest 5G Wifi and hot pockets.

chiv 2 much?

500 horny giraffes are enroute. get prepared