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A better Ghost in the Shell game than the Ghost in the Shell game.

The newest update stopped the game from working. I'm finally free. I'm pursuing other hobbies and I'm doing very well for myself now.

It's not Slashy Souls.

Could have been in Smash Bros.

Everyone giving this game negative reviews doesn't understand the artistic value and borderline magical properties held within. Through clever use of wicked sick dubstep, Minecraft, approximately 4 guns (rounded up), spooky zombies, and slow motion (like the brilliant 300, directed by the brilliant Zack Snyder), this artistic indie gem manages to enthrall any player. It actually places players directly into the mindset of a twelve year old. Every time I boot up this masterpiece of nostalgia, it takes me back to the good old days we all know and love: playing a Call of Duty mod on my favorite Minecraft server afterschool, while Skrillex's timeless piece "Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites" pumps me up for a rollicking adventure, in which I yell at my mom over the headset for all to hear. Ahh, good times, which I know we can all relate to. Shovel Knight, an inferior game, was praised for its nostalgic summary of a bygone era. In this way, Dead Bits manages to top the indie scene. It captializes on what video games, and entertainment in general, are truly about.

It's a pretty good alternative to Bloodborne if you don't own a PS4.

Dance away the pain as you deal with your own inadequacy.

Killer soundtrack.

One day you'll be hanging out with your girlfriend and you'll start thinking about the lore of this game, and you'll start to cry. A lot. There's nothing she can do for you, you just have to cry. Cry a whole bunch. Go through a bunch of tissues while you cry like a stupid little baby. Think about how you killed Solaire on your first playthrough and cry even harder.

It's a pretty good game.

An instant classic. All we need now is a Jet Set Radio Future port.