Recent reviews by Coco Jambo

I bought this game for 4euro....I expected to gamble with my friends....what I did not expect was getting brutally molested by a baseball bat the first 10 minutes into the game, get drunk, dunked into a hoop, get showed into a meat shredder, turned into a shish kebab and getting forcefully lobotomized, and then held in the hands of my best friend, being forced to gamble my grandfathers inheritance. Fun game 10/10

Resident evil: Epstein island

Robots collect garbage, get money. Creature come to try and stop Robots. Robots kill creature.

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Capitalism.
Oh and if you're green people keep calling you the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Android robot and whistle Android notifications at you. :(

Fun game

You're on a piece of wood.
You drift on endless water.
You're an extreme ♥♥♥♥♥♥ environmentalist and must stop ocean pollution at all costs to remove all trash along the way.
You make piece of wood bigger.
You kill about as many sharks as the doom guy has killed demons....or Dante... You eat their flesh. Repeat. Oh and there's a story or whatever. BUT HEY. Garbage, water, and sharkmeat. What isn't here to enjoy??

Ride wood with shark....life good.
Shark fight back, kill shark.
Think about shark....regret.
Eat shark. Yummy.

They've done it.

I think this is by far, bar none, one of the best Biohazard games released. Gameplay is amazing, the transition between Graces' RE7&RE8 Style gameplay, paired with Leons' RE4 combat system....the way the UI and inventory switches, the pacing of the characters. It's a masterpiece. And Graces voice acting is one of the best I have ever seen in a Videogame. The raw emotion and terror in her voice is outstanding, such organic reactions to stuff happening. I won't say I hated, but I definitely disliked Ethans voice acting from RE7 and RE8, his reactions were so...bland. Man put his leg back on and was like "huh...wtf?", but Grace over here "AAAAH AAAAAH WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥ EHAT THE ♥♥♥♥ WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥". I won't comment too much on Leons voice acting, his gameplay is supposed to be nonchalant and badass, it was always a bit over the top cheezy action comedy. But it's good in it's own badass way. I don't regret a single cent spent on this game. The story is alright too. Not a huge gamebreaker, you've got the usual formula of most RE games. Ooooh first section is spooky, then another building, most of the game in said building, then brief shift to another environment and then? You guessed it, secret Umbrella lab all along. DUN DUN DUUUUUUN. But I did enjoy it quite a bit, some good scares too. I won't spoil anything but I will say this. The "bad" or non-canon ending. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BLOWS. In a good and sad way. ♥♥♥♥ YOU GUYS FOR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WITH MY EMOTIONS LIKE THAT. But the good ending....the good ending is perfection, and Leon got some of that FBI puss. GG Mr. Kennedy. (that's not a joke, it's semi confirmed...) . Overall verdict. 10/10 would bingo again. Can't wait for RE10, and Leon in a wheelchair still fighting zombies Wolfenstein style, having dementia like symptoms and saying repeatedly "1998...racooon city....a day ill never forget" to every zombie.

So yeh. GG Capcom, you guys cooked indeed.
Hats off to you guys

This game will make you cry. It is the equivalent of psychological torture. My eyes are bloodshot, my fingers bleeding, my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ is stretched beyond any human threshold imaginable. This is like rape simulator. If you ever wanted to know what it feels like to get absolutely, brutally, relentlessly ass ♥♥♥♥♥♥, this is the game for you. Especially if you don't have a 4-man squad.

Much Recommend :)

I got my Fazballs stuck in the doorway c:

Overall, basically just Warzone 1. I honestly do not see a major difference. Its fun when it works, however most of the time it doesn't.

The main problem are the servers. From small hitches to MASSIVE lag where people can't move, to outright disconnecting you out of the game with a random error let's say "You've been signed out". Gee wizz thanks for signing me out, how kind.

Second problem are the damage inconsistencies. Sometimes you 2 hit melee someone, sometimes you don't. (2 HIT MELEE REALLY NEEDS TO GO). Sometimes you laser someone in a second, sometimes you barely crack him with the same gun and a full mag of juicy lead dumped into his skull.

Loadouts are outright broken with the game sometimes not even giving you the gun in your loadout. You click on let's say Lachman 762 in the Buystation, and you end up with a damn MCPR sniper. Also, what's up with the "Tuning" aspect? I get you want customization, but don't you think you're taking it a bit too far. Like Jesus Christ next thing we'll be able to select which screw to put into our gun to carefully control that recoil.
Its starting to get to a point where it's too complicated to get a decent loadout going. Also the Perks in WZ2 are pretty much useless. I haven't seen a single player that was using let's say "Ghost". They just don't seem like they play a role in your survival at all. They feel more like they're there to be like: "Its COD so, woo hoo perks are still here wink wink nudge nudge"

Speaking of loadouts, who in the hell developed the gun unlock system?? "Oh you wanna use this SMG in your loadout? No problem! Just upgrade this AR to LVL 13, only to unlock a second AR, upgrade that bad boy to about LVL 18 to unlock an SMG, but woo boy not the one you wanted. Nah for the one you want you're gonna wanna LVL up that SMG to LVL 20 where finally by the time you're old and gray, you got yourself the gun you wanted to unlock months ago. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WHY?!

The looting system feels like a major downgrade compared to WZ1. Like, why? Why in hell did you think we wanted backpacks. Speaking of loot. Half the f**** time you can't pick up whats in front of you. It just doesn't let you. "Oh there's a gun here! Lemme take- NOPE GUESS I'M STUCK LOOTING AN EMPTY BACKPACK".

I get some people might disagree with me, but this is just my opinion. Game should have had some Beta testing done first. And hopefully with time Infinity Ward get their heads out their asses and start listening to their playerbase, and make this shooter great once again.

In conclusion, it's still fun, I will still play it. But it feels more like an unfinished cash grab than a game made for the fans. Buggy, messy, and sometimes even pay to win.

yes.

More parkour mechanics, the better! Sometimes it feels a bit weird tho, it stops you for no reason etc.

I will say that I think the first game was better, it felt more polished. Then there's the fact that Dying Light 2 doesn't have firearms (except for a few exceptions).

Still a great game that once you start playing it, you won't want to stop. Its very infectious (pun intended).