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It's me, Gordon! Barney from Black Mesa.




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I am Baal from Diablo 2
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Those are awesome. No they're not awesome, there's a big difference between awesome and extremely expensive. So whe- how'd you get the money to buy all those swords, that's just so cool. I don't have the money to buy all these swords. Well how'd you get 'em. I gotta return 'em! Why? Because i don't want swords, Brendan. Why don't you want swords? Who would want swords? I do. Alright, you wanna buy 'em? No. Why? 'Cause i don't have any money. Well- then you're sharing and understanding my problem. Why'd you buy 'em? It's complicated Brendan. Well what's so compl- i can understand it why? You don't understand. I could probably understand. You would never understand 'less you lived alone. So you live by yourself and what you get lonely and buy a swords- i don't understand. Wow you nailed it.

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1. That one that has the big cheese sauce on it and the people liked it with us there?

2. Man dog, you arsk alorts of cartins bub.

3. Im sarge tried of all yours gentsings.

4. Salt & Vinegar.

5. Totaly Wrecked. (Thats my online game web comic title so dont steal please)

6. ^Totally was speelt wronge on porpose ther for the name 2 luk coul.

7. Totally spies was a show that made people turn off bad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

8. GOD MADE the internet (4 me) 2 [internet slang for to] LIE ON (GOD NEVER SAID I COULDN'T LIE ON THE WEB[SLANG 4 the internet]) the internet!!1!!!11!@

9. Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant for you. Hate. Hate.

10. I hope food poisoning understands how I work. I never meet a burger i couldn't eat.\

11. Who are you talking to right now? Who is it you think you see? Do you know how much I make a year? I mean, even if I told you, you wouldn't believe it. Do you know what would happen if I suddenly decided to stop going into work? A business big enough that it could be listed on the NASDAQ goes belly up. Disappears! It ceases to exist without me. No, you clearly don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger! A guy opens his door and gets shot and you think that of me? No. I am the one who knocks!
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