⣀⣰⣿⣿⡿⠟⠛⣋⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧
⡔⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠃⠀⠈⠛⠿⠿⢱
⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣤⣦⣤⡘⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⣀⣀⡀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⡇
⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡈⣿⣿⡿⢡⣾⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⠀ ⡇
⢸⠀⠀⠀⢰⣿⣿⣿⡟⠛⢻⣿⡇⢹⣿⢁⣿⣿⡟⠙⢻⣿⣿⡆ ⡇
⢸⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁⠀⠀⣿⡇⣰⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⣿⣿⣿ ⡇
⢸⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⣦⣀⣼⣿⠇⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⡟ ⡇
⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⣸⣿⣿⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⢸⡿⠃⠀ ⡇
⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣉⣭⣭⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣤⣾⡏⠁⠀⠀⠀ ⡇
⢸⣀⣠⣤⣴⣶⣿⣿⠟⣛⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⡇
⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣁⢿⡜⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢃⣾⣶⣶⣾⡇
⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣮⡻⢮⣙⠿⠿⣿⣿⡿⠿⢃⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇
⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣮⣭⣥⣤⣤⣤⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇

signed by tex

bind l "say I just want to find a 150cm girl who is around 50kg so I can manhandle her tiny body."

Picture it. Dust2 final round triple overtime. Ropz in a 1v5 vs entire faze. Nothing strokes his ♥♥♥♥ and says "do it for me", ropz nods and aces with knife defusing on the last tick. Ropz looks towards Jordan. "For you"

pretended to be a girl in csgo competitive matchmaking. At first we just played csgo together, but we worked up to more. I even skyped dressed as a sexy woman "with poor connection" so the video would blur. After many seductive photos of my ass in my sisters underwear I convinced him I was the real deal. It took me 3 weeks to become his girlfriend.Eventually I scammed this guy out of $600 because I convinced him I would come visit if he paid for the flight. I was lucky it paid off because i had spent nearly $200 on make up to pull off this con. He also gifted me over 20 games on steam.11/10 would do again. It was actually a nice weekend when I flew to visit him and didn't even mind sucking ♥♥♥♥. We're looking to move in together in October.

you: thicc
me, an intellectual: thi(c)²