Eldibs
Robert Parker
Missouri, United States
They call me Mister 'Dibs!

My Steam profile is old enough to drive, vote, and serve in the military now.
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They call me Mister 'Dibs!

My Steam profile is old enough to drive, vote, and serve in the military now.
View more info
Level
34
Years of Service
1,000 XP
Currently Online
Badges  58
Games  705
Inventory   
Screenshots  166
Videos  1
Reviews  15
Groups  5
Reign of Chaos_sk
34 Members
Friends of FoOz
436 Members
Dando Real [ITA] - Extended Friend List
315 Members
Friends  71
127
Opt1mystyq
Offline
62
Chumbo
Offline
62
Inquisitor Zama
Offline
59
ok
Offline
52
Blazin
Online
37
Bravo
Offline
Game Collector
705
Games Owned
492
DLC Owned
15
Reviews
110
Wishlisted
Featured Games
Achievement Showcase
3,738
Achievements
4
Perfect Games
36%
Avg. Game Completion Rate
I'm not the oldest...
...but I'm probably older than you. Hell, my Steam account might be older than you.
Recent Activity
21.9 hours past 2 weeks
6.4 hrs on record
last played on Jan 6
Magic Duels
Achievement Progress   12 of 49
+7
11.1 hrs on record
last played on Jan 6
Quantum Break
Achievement Progress   23 of 42
+18
4.2 hrs on record
last played on Jan 6
Ballionaire
Achievement Progress   7 of 23
+2
Comments
76561199650410028 Aug 9, 2025 @ 4:24pm 
↖🌟🔝
JoshtheFish Oct 6, 2021 @ 9:11pm 
yes
Inquisitor Zama Dec 1, 2012 @ 10:56pm 
You seem like a man who sells cocain. May I buy some cocain?
zhutwo Jun 4, 2012 @ 12:50am 
LOL @ your forum post about crybabymuffin's steam profile. Full on Kentucky fried phaggot right there, and I mean that in the least homophobic way possible.
eclessia May 7, 2012 @ 4:12am 
L dibs
Blazeik Apr 11, 2012 @ 2:33am 
Eldibs its me Blazeik