1. Spawn
2. Get ur ass munched on by raptors and scorpions immediately after you spawn on the beach
3. Finally have ur first house after grinding for about a few hours
4. Get ur home ♥♥♥♥♥♥ by bigger players because
1. Your first home is most likely thatch; even a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ dodo can eat through it
2. These ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nerds have been on these servers for over 2k days ( cause ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ servers barely have any wipes)
5. Getting my OCD triggered cause aligning walls properly is harder than killing bees nest ( literally tankiest ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ thing to kill cause queen bee regen is already GOD mode )
6. End up accidentally killing 20 or so dinos with a tranquillizer arrow or dart and because I don't realise how low their ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hp is
7. Have ur dino ♥♥♥♥ all over u property
8. End up falling from 500m from the sky because
1. My argentavis finally levelled up "press e to use skills points on your tamed bird"
2. Although e was the same button as stop flying, I thought I would just stop and still be on the saddle but no...it will literally chuck me off the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bird and into my death from 500m from the sky
9. Spend 30mins to 1 hr trying to find a way to my body through carnivores and insects the size of your everyday diner table
10. After finishing your base, farm and dinos it's time to go exploring but you will get...
1. ♥♥♥♥♥♥ by weather
2. Get ♥♥♥♥♥♥ by stamina
3. Get ♥♥♥♥♥♥ by having to eat and drink after every 10 mins or so ( literally my entire canteen or 30 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ food )
4. Get ♥♥♥♥♥♥ by having your hp and stamina consumables spoiled as well as food
5. Get ♥♥♥♥♥♥ by having ur mount effortlessly picked up by an archaeopteryx and flung into the river for piranhas to munch on
6. Get ♥♥♥♥♥♥ by running into a skirmish consisting of rexes and allos and giganotosauruses fighting over a dead brachiosaurus
7. Get ♥♥♥♥♥♥ by running into fully geared tek players who will r.i.p you with the fisting powers of one punch man and boots handed down from the flash
11. Oh almost forgot...other building problems
1. Fall to death after slipping from your elevator
2. Building a perfect 8x8 foundation but the center square is unavailable to build on because of "building collision"
3. Out on the hunt for oil again because u realise u left the generator on
4. Metal walls + lights = a severe case of epilepsy and legal blindness
5. Ear-piercing sounds every time a glass structure is demolished
6. Spending 5x the time and resources to build a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pen for ur dinos otherwise they may get clipped into your base and will be stuck indefinitely
7. Spending 10x that time having to collect, process, craft, head towards where you're building and repeat and repeat and repeat and repeat because ur ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ weight limit is more cancerous than the screaming 10 yr olds wanting to get a membership of ur tribe
8. Finally getting ur dinos to carry resources for you. End up getting jumped on by a swarm of primitive savages with clubs and bows
9. After 12 hrs of afk ur base and dinos will be crushed by overpowered tek raiders with plasma rifles that will easily melt ur walls. Will also build one tek foundation so that you can't build in that area anymore
12. So you know what happens when u spawn, build, craft and explore...what now?
13. Repeat in a different server
GG ark :)