Recent reviews by Crusty Old Dog Sheet

do not play with this texture pack.

I like this game.

Look at my games played, you know I'm not jerking you off when I tell you I enjoy this game. The heroes are fun, the maps are pretty varied. I do well in pub games but I blow chunks in ranked. Some of my favourite moments: pushing five enemies off a cliff as torvald, pushing the payload first try zero deaths as Berick, and bombking ult.

The things I don't like about this game is that the song is repetetive. Another issue is you get to buy these cards to customize your loadout, you buy it with in-game currency. Well, they rebalanced bombking so now my cards are all jacked, and the loot crates have yet to give me cards that work with him.

Furthermore, the turtle guy with the chain and cannon, his ult is no good. Hes the hook guy, so he has to compete with pudge and roadhog. pudge's ult is a stun life steal meelee attack. Roadhog turns the shooty into a machine gun. But ♥♥♥♥♥♥ turtle man in paladins? swing a chain and boost in health? Are you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ me? As if this dude wasn't short ranged enough. You want me to cannon snipers taking pot shots at this idiot swinging an anchor above his head like he just got his ♥♥♥♥ ripped off by Posiden. C'mon, Totally makes the hook character not worth it. And if that was your point in making the hook character look and play like ass, in order to detour most trolls looking to make excellent hooks, then good job. you succeeded.

Anyways, in conclustion, You should play this free game at least once. The game is done loading so I'm going to go ahead and post this without editing, hopefully by the time you get to this part you understand the tone I was going for. Bush did 9/11

Really like this game. There is no story mode. communication with other players is alright. lots of fun. get good.

EDIT: So I have not been able to play the game for half a year now. It will not boot up. I've searched forums for answers, I've done everything in my power to play a game I love with no results. They just released an update for the game I was hoping that would help but no.

So, here you are, reading this review. You are either 1) Deciding to buy or 2) bored with Overwatch to consider buying this game.

I got this game half price. Played for a few weekends, and moved on. Heres the skinny: People say the voices get annoying, disable them in the options. People say theres too much action on the screen, true, if you have faith in the developer then don't worry, they may be working on it. People say the unlocking system is whack, but I'd rather have ACTUAL SET UNLOCKABLES rather than 100 loot crates. Any day, because my work is rewarded in Battleborn.

It's a fun 2D Moba. Fun voices, fun gameplay. New characters.

Great game. Loved it. Good for playing stoned. You're all alone in this game.

This review was directed by Hideo Kojima.

I'm not a fan of JRPGs, or ARPGs, or any games really because the game industry is a gal darn nightmare.

So, I dunno. It's an open world with less cars than GTA V. And theres missions. And theres a story thats tied together with string and gum. And theres boobs. For some people, all these pieces come together to make a perfect game. Some people say all the parts in Fallout 4 didn't quite come together. Everyone has their taste.

But I'll tell you, you don't want to taste multiplayer. It is as if any and all advancements we have made in the realm of multiplayer were not at all once consulted before making this mess. In one instance, I was shot with a sleeping dart and was asleep the entire match. I could not wake myself up I was smashing these keys like a devil and my tied was flat sleeping. Another instance I couldn't walk around a corner without a Fulton trap sending me away. Usually I'll get to run up and shotgun someone, only to have a gernade in my face. This isn't fun.

TLDR: Solo player is lonely, online is annoying.

So much fun great awesome hella amazing fer realz just buy it already.

Borderlands was a revolutionary game when it came out. I remember hearing that \"ain\'t no rest for the wicked\" song in the intro and thinking that this was the coolest game sice gta san andreas. Nowadays it\'s a bit dated, but it can still be a worthwhile eperience for new and returning players.

I've spent many hours here. Very fun.