-rep, please dont order me pizza jerry man again i swear to god my scrotum is so full?

I've always felt like I wanted to do more with a penis since I was 11. like putting my face near it and sucking it and putting it in my butt. But when I'm near masculine males, I don't feel any attractions. So I knew I wasn't gay. And then I saw a beautiful female at school and this kid told me, "I see how you're looking at her, just know that she has a penis." That was the day I realized, I can just be with a beautiful female with a penis. I hollered at her the following day and ended up making sweet love to her a week later.

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You've been visited by the fedora of mystery and autism! Tip yours to a friend or you'll be haunted by the Spirit of fashionable Wear.

Heyyy so i been keeping my eye out on you hunie and i seen that your realy hot girl so maby you feel like dowing some netflix and chill some times but if your not into that we can do other stuff to *Wink Wink* you know im talking about killing sum scrubs :p but you dont seem like a violent girl now do you :p se yeah hit me up sometimes hunie XXXXXXXXX

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx

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