CaptainCrackin
California, United States
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KING CRACKIN
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Detroit: Become Human
Quote of the day
"It's easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled"

Mark Twain
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13.5 Hours played
I'M DONE, WASTED ENOUGH OF MY TIME WITH THIS GAME. WHAT A STUPID STORY. I CAN CARE LESS WHY KEANU REEVES GHOST IS IN MY HEAD IF I HAVE TO SIT THROUGH ANYMORE STUPID BRAIN DANCES WATCHING VIDEO AFTER VIDEO SCANNING FOR CLUES. SO BORING. BIG OL MYSTERY ABOUT CHARACTERS I COULD CARE LESS ABOUT. WHILE I RUN THROUGH EVERY ENEMY PUNCHING THEM TO DEATH. DON'T WASTE YOUR MONEY. I couldn't have said this better myself......." I am so detached from every character in this game (including my own), that I could care less about what happens next. This is mainly due to the narrative dragging you along without really providing any substance to the characters you are introduced to. There is not enough backstory or context for V other than "night city is a harsh environment but I want to be famous/successful/remembered"." n_station

I'd also like to add......
One of the biggest selling points for me getting this game was all the hype about the amazing character customization. HOLY SH... THIS GAME HAS THE WORST CHARACTER CUSTOMIZATION I'VE EVER SEEN! are you kidding me? I've see better character customization on games from 10 years ago!
1. At the beginning of this game when choosing your character the customization is soooooo limited! for starters there are only 2 voices to choose from Male/Female. I can't remember how many saints row had but I know you had several options for female voices and male voices. Hell you could have just added the option to change the pitch higher or lower but nope only 2 choices.
2. there is no slider for any of the customization. Eye color only a list of choices no color wheel that you can slide around till you like it, just a limited number of options and thats it. Hair color only options, no color 1 and color 2 with a slider to pick what you'd like just a limited amount of default options. chin/nose/eyes no sliders just a few different choices NO FINE TUNING.
BREASTS/PENIS ONLY 3 CHOICES! SMALL/LARGE/DEFAULT! NO SLIDER. are you kidding me!
CHARACTER CUSTOMIZATION IS A JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3.Driving mechanics SUCK! SHOOTING/ AIMING IS TERRIBLE! there is no notification that you are taking damage, no blood on the screen/hazy vision/ you just all of a sudden die. LAME!
EVERY MOVEMENT FEELS BOXY AND CLUNKY IN THIS GAME. NOTHING FEELS FLUID AT ALL.
THE ONLY THING KEEPING ME IN THIS GAME IS TO SEE WHAT THEY DID WITH THE STORY AND SEE IF IT GETS ANY BETTER, OTHER THAN THAT I WOULD HAVE RETURNED IT IF I DIDN'T ALREADY PLAY IT FOR MORE THAN 2 HOURS! DON'T WASTE YOUR MONEY!!!!!!!!!! GARBAGE!GARBAGE!GARBAGE!GARBAGE!GARBAGE!GARBAGE!GARBAGE!GARBAGE!
Comments
Buttfork Mar 14, 2024 @ 9:56am 
When we gonna mine?
Buttfork Aug 1, 2021 @ 4:16pm 
Quit playing so much rocket leauge
Chef May 20, 2018 @ 2:56pm 
+rep Great Gameflip trader :D