Recent reviews by Ass Crust

A very bare minimum upgrade, I was originally butt hurt that console users got this upgrade first but playing this today shows me I missed out on little. Hair styles for characters still look like ♥♥♥♥, with abnormally wide or receding hairlines and poorly laid out textures. Lots of the new outfits and clothes still look stiff and poorly textured, body textures and models look basically untouched. The only thing I really noticed as of now is that the grass looks better, we have animals, and there is a more prominent depth of field. Oh and text chat is gone, so good luck communicating ♥♥♥♥ with your team if you have no mic.

Build a ditch, when finished build another. Fill it with spikes.

Leon makes me sweat, tasty

I like to get stabbed with big irons

Remember to go fast castle so you can die.

I have the recommended hardware, game still crushes my CPU and GPU to the point that my disk is affected. Either the game is horrifically optimized, or the recommended hardware is a lie. Don't buy this now.

Walking good for monke.

This game is good ♥♥♥♥, buy it and wear the Elza Walker outfit for a maximum tactical advantage.

Buy this game on sale, don't buy Fallout 76.

Pee on everyone.