Recent reviews by Blondie

Foxhole is a great game for people looking to get a whiff of the Racial Tensions in 1950's America. Before you are able to play the game you are given 2 options, to fight for the northern Wardens or the southern Collies. Once you officially step foot on the battlefield, you will enter a world of slurs and insults catered to the side you picked. You will learn to work with your fellow comrades to fight and win a war that you have zero understanding of such as the young men fighting in 1960's Vietnam. All in all, this game is a perfect time capsule into what it would be like to be involved in the Selma Alabama Race Riots of the mid 60's. You pick a side, and you fight for it, easy as that.

Fun game! Best game for white supremacists since there are no colored dinosaurs of any species. Also, who is gonna stop a 12 ton tyrannosaurus rex from saying the Hard R? Every other dino of a darker skin tone than my dinosaur has been destroyed and consumed in order to fuel my hatred of dinosaur minorities. Heil Raptler!

Never before have I enjoyed a game better than this. When I was entering my credit card info to get this game I felt as if god was smiling down on me and telling me that this choice will change my life. The phrase, "God is all knowing" is 100% correct since as soon as I finished downloading the game I felt as if I had a sudden urge to go and join my local NAACP branch and advocate for black rights! If you don't know, this game is the game that will unite all creeds and races together to topple 1 common enemy, goats of a darker color! Honestly, its a really good game and you will gain an average of 2 neuron connections in your brain per second in addition to the awesome fun you will have!!

When I woke up and realized shogun 2 total war was free, I could not believe it. How can a company that has its entire business model centered around pumping out ♥♥♥♥ dlcs that are worth more than the actual game and still charging full price after 10 years give away such a good game for free? Well of course there was a hidden big nose tribe tactic, turns out the fall of the samurai DLC was repackaged and sold as a standalone game! However shogun 2 was still free and is a good game nonetheless. The actually game is really good for something made 10 years ago and can honestly be a really good game to play with a friend on the CO-OP campaign. Tons of good free mods that will enhance your game and increase play ability. If you're looking to buy this from steam feel free to check the game out on a few other sites where the phrase, "Zionist business model" doesnt exist and you can snag it for the price of a Medium Chick-Fil-A spicy chicken deluxe meal. If you dont know the antisemitic site i speak of well, sucks to suck since its the place to get games really cheap. Although disclaimer, only use paypal when you checkout as instead of bowing down to Zionism the site ♥♥♥♥♥ has its own sketchy and sneaky ways of taking your hard earned cash so buyers beware. All in all, 7/10. Honestly, get Rome II instead.

Awesome game all around, from the visuals to the gameplay itself. In addition this game lacks a faction that has people of color. An A+ in my book.

Good game, people of all races and colors come together to topple the roman empire, who than proceed to be molested by 6 units of scorpions and first cohorts. Although Total War is known for its israeli DLC practices and price gouging even 7 years later after a games release, ♥♥♥ is a great place to get this cheap without bowing down to zionist business practices.

First FFA game and I get 2 toxic chinese players who team up to kill me. They kept insulting and being terribly toxic. This game will only make it when it gets region locked. Tired of the Chinese ruining everything.

"THEYRE IN THE TREES!!" I am blinded by a giant fountain of mud and shrapnel as enemy artillery hits our position. I see my friend Jack, whom I grew up with in the green fields of ohio. I run to see his intestines dangling from his shirt. He cries to me, "I wanna go home, bill, I wanna go back to the green fields, where we can run and play without a care in the world." I pack his guts back into his stomach, youll go home Jack, we will go home and play on the fields without a care in the world. His soul leaves his body as his eyes reach the trees. I had no time to mourn, as 3 VC charged me yelling, "GO HOME GI", and , "I WILL KILL YOU GI!". I scurry back to my captain so we can survive this ordeal, and I can mourn the loss of my friend at another time. Game is also filled with ♥♥♥♥♥ and ♥♥♥♥ really only downside

Good Game

This game is fun. A classic to be remembered throughout time.