Join Us Today!

We are a group of people who worship the all mighty and holy Gaben. To join you must fallow a set of rules to live by:

-Everytime you open a case or crate from Counter-Strike: Global Offencive or Team Fortress 2, you must pray to Gaben.
-Everytime there is a sale on steam you must thank lord Gaben.
-Everytime you are given something good from one of these cases or crates, you must make a offering to Gaben (not what you unboxed/uncrated) to thank him for his gifts.
-You can not even use windows 3 as Gaben does not allow it.

Remember that Gaben is always watching and rewards those who are dedicated worshipers. Gaben knows all. Also don't forget to pray to Gaben everyday and every night for Half Life 3.

Gaben is love, Gaben is life.