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EMERGENCY THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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Valiant and most esteemed members of JuWs Clan Ltd. Inc. Corp. it has recently come to my attention that we are not, in fact, the master race we were promised. Despite the effort of chief scientist (the current "Captain Communism") we have been unable to forge the perfect JuW from the child test subjects we were gifted. It is for this reason that I call this meeting. WE NEED NEW IDEAS. I regret to inform you all that I have not yet conferred with my co-leader, nor for that matter with those who hold second priority in JuWs hierarchy. This decision was mine and mine alone, because I sensed the urgency. Please, do all you can to help the Seventh Reich rise. We need you. If you feel the need to contact me for more information, I will be in Wroclaw, sat in black unliscenced Chevrolet outside an unmarked 'factory'. Please, don't hesitate. Your Reichswehr needs you. The Tsar is dead. Long live JuDeNclan Kinderarbeit Organisation.