Favorite quote from any fallout game

[Malcolm's Ex]

Mine personally is "getting there, that's not the hard part, it's letting go" - Christine (dead money). It would be nice to someone else's favourite quote :)

[Moonjunk]

"Oh Look, The Penis On The Lobotomite's Hand Is Erect" Someone from OWB, or "Patroling the mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter" -All NCR Soliders Ever.

[CeSium]

PATROLLING THE MOJAVE ALMOST MAKES YOU WISH FOR A NUCLEAR WINTER

[Vita, Mortis, Careo]

Is he some sort of sex therapist? I could use one, you know.
--Harold, Fallout

[хорошая игра]

Another settlement needs your help

[Bansheebutt]

"Oh, I'm just a deputy, and I can't be Deputy without a Sheriff. It's called Chain of Command."

-Deputy Beagle on being Nominated for Sheriff.

[Vitriaum]

Ring-a-ding-ding, baby. I've got your back.

[Soft & Wet]

"no one has a ♥♥♥♥ that long, not even long ♥♥♥♥ johnson, and he had a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ long ♥♥♥♥" ~cassidy

[Malcolm's Ex]

Originally posted by Yam Man:

"no one has a ♥♥♥♥ that long, not even long ♥♥♥♥ johnson, and he had a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ long ♥♥♥♥" ~cassidy

was it a good idea to kill her XD

[Malcolm's Ex]

another favourite of mine is "truth is, the game was rigged from the start" -Benny

[Roamer]

"If I like you, you can call me Sarge. But guess what? I don't like you! Do you understand?" or any other thing Sargent Dornan screams at you lol.

[Troop]

"What in the goddamn-" -Benny

"I am Cerberus! It is my solemn duty to guard the citizens of Underworld against any and all threats, both foreign and domestic! ...so, yes, I'm the guard dog." -Cerberus

"Sir, this slag heap is guarding the armory, sir!" -Private Jones

"<elevator music>" -Sawbones

Gotta love Mister Gutsies. Except those New Vegas squeakers. Yuck.

"If you get a scraped knee or a stubbed toe, come see me. Same if you get shot in the face or burns all over, but I can only promise so much." -Lucy

"Have - a nice day." -Sentry Bots

[talgaby]

"Well, technically speaking, it's a thingy" from Harold in FO2, when he gives a detailed and accurate description of the hydroelectric magnetosphere regulator.

[Straybow]

"An unfortunate footnote in the continuing history of the human race." A man with a modest proposal.

[The_Spin]

mine is "I have been baptised twice, once in water, once in flame" or "Caesar would never admit this openly, but he know I'm alive. I've killed enough of his frumentarii and asassins that have come looking" both from Joshua Graham (The Burned man)

[Deadpooleon]

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