Recent reviews by Ketamine Kermit

Came for the Subway, wound up fighting psychic mutants for said Subway.


You don't even get any Subway in the end!

Just to beat the main story takes me about 28 hours, then you have a metric f*ckton of side quests, as well as Prison Break, Bozak Horde, and The Following.

(My honest prediction for The Following Main quests only will be about an 8 hour campaign.)


Parkour is great, just don't expect this to be a Dead Island power-fantasy, weapons are crap at the beginning, but when you level up enough (Lvl 8+) the game starts to favor more combat.

This beats C*nter-Strike: Russian Offensive any day.

Swastikas aren't censored.


10 ♥♥♥ /10 ♥♥♥

This game is great if you love realism, all the negative reviews are from people that can't handle anything other than their "MLG COD QUIKSCOPZ" games and CS:GOtoRussia

Great graphics, amazing gameplay, and the Germans actually speak German! What else could you possibly want?!

Somehow I got this for free... It's alright though.

A pack of wolves in Skyrim = Two wolves
A pack of wolves in this game = An actual pack

"Wolves hunt in packs!" -Every pawn to come into existence

Basically think SR3 with superpowers, new guns, new vehicles, and aliens.

Get it on sale, feels like recycled content from the previous game, though the superpowers are fun.

What we really need is an "Ehhh" button for those of us on the middle-ground.

I bought it just to support the solo dev working on this game, keep up the good work Nelson!

The extra customization and character slots are nice as well.